


A few days ago I was thinking that maybe my life is that of a monk or nun … some one responded to say they thought I was a reclusive hermit (this person knows me in person, so maybe they had a better point of view than most other people, thus giving a more accurate point of view?) Whatever. Anyways, I was just reading some posts across the net about gypsies (I was searching for info on how to build a gypsy wagon and got side tracked reading up on the history of gypsies instead!) and started wondering if maybe I have gypsy blood in me and that’s why I dress the way I do and have all these animals and live separate from the world and live off the land and am attracted to the idea of building a gypsy wagon. A few minutes ago I mentioned in a passing thought, not at all serious, as to wither or not I could be a gypsy and not know it. I am now rethinking the seriousness of that statement and asking quick seriously now: Is it possible I’m a gypsy and didn’t know it? If so, how would I go about finding out?
I was just reading and read a passage which said that “many gypsies (Roms) are of Scottish decent” . . . really? Is that true? How do I find out if that’s a true statement or not? Anyone know anything about this? I was joking when I said “maybe I’m a gypsy and didn’t know it”.
I can in fact trace my Scottish heritage back to the Picts, right on down through a whole bunch of Scottish, Indian, and Scottish-Indian witches (including my grandmother), wizards, socorors, hypnotists (including my grandfather), soothsayers, and fortune tellers.
Part of the reason local people accuse me of being a witch is because my family history is galloping with them — hundreds of them, going all the way back into the 1500’s. Being a witch is sort of a legacy for our family.
We are collectively known as the Royal Atwater Clan of the Scottish Highlands, even though none of us has lived in Scotland in over 200 years.
There is a trail named after us when our early Mormon ancestors followed Young out West. The Atwater clan WAS considered to be gypsies back than, which is why the Atwater Trail got named — so others would know not to take it and thus avoid contact with use evil Mormon Witches.
One of the first things you hear people say when passing me in public is: “Don’t go near her, she’s an Atwater you know. She’ll put a curse on you and you’ll be dead by morning.” One of the reasons I go by the name of EelKat instead of a full name is to avoid any “bad connections” with my Atwater ancestry.
Of course than there’s the other side of my family — also from Scotland, also mixed with Indians, also teaming with witches. The Ricker family of the Garden (aka Old Orchard Beach). My family founded The Garden in 1657. The Garden was renamed The Town of Old Orchard Beach in 1881. Up until the 1960’s the whole town was run by my family. They were sort of like the Marfia on a small scale. All that remains of the original Garden is the land at 146 Portland Ave on which now sits my “tent”. It is the oldest piece of land in New England to still be owned by it’s original family.
Of all the questions, comments, and statements I get about my cloths and the “odd” way I dress, one of my favorites is: “What are you some sort of princess?” It’s always said in a tone of sarcasm, and my answer “Why, yes, in fact I am. I’m one of the last members of the Royal Atwater Clan of the Scottish Highlands”, always stuns them into silence. It’s not good to use sarcasm with me, for shoot sarcasm right back at you is something I excel in, only, unlike the question which was intended to hurt my feelings, the answer is always a blatant fact.
I don’t know. . . maybe I should build a gypsy wagon. Embrace my heritage. Than too, maybe I should take up witchcraft. Than people wouldn’t have to falsely accuse me of being a witch anymore. Than when they say: “Stay away from her she’s a witch!” and I could say: “Yes I am.”
I suppose it is my families history with this town, (both the Rickers and the Atwaters have a long history with OOB) which causes the new locals of today to want to drive me out of town.
When I was a kid we had a population of 2,000. Today OOB has a population of 12,000 year round residents and 2 million tourists. That’s a huge jump in just 20 years. I remember when Portland Ave was a dirt road and our farm was considered to be “waaaaay out back in the woods”. So much change in so little time. I don’t like it.
One of the high priests at church, often refers to my family as “The Gypsy Mafia”. I asked him why he calls us that, and his answer was:
“You Atwaters are like a hive of bees. You fight amongst yourselves all the time, but when any one outside the family says anything the whole hive of you swam down on them. All 200 of you band together, and no one stands a chance against the entire clan. That’s why you are like a Mafia. The way your family — relatives of many generations — uncles, cousins, brothers, sisters, grand parents, in-laws, cousins three or four or more times removed — you are act like you are all brothers and sisters, no matter how many generations have passed, and even if you’ve never meet each other before! I’m sacred of you and your family. A lot of people around here are scared of you. Normal families don’t act like that. Normal families don’t even know the names of their distant relatives. Heck, normal families don’t even know who their first cousins are or if they even have first cousins! You people are crazy. You’re are like some sort of cult. I see your family and all I can think is that you are the Mafia. Only the Mafia have family relations like your family. Normal families don’t act like that.
And than there’s the way you all live. You live in the woods, most of your cousins live in cars in other people’s back yards. Your aunt has all 8 of her husbands living in tents on her front lawn. Look at you, your house burns down and what do you do? You put up a 10 foot tall cross and build a tent under it! Half of your relatives are homeless and most of them camp out in army tents in the middle of your garden year after year. Your family is not normal. You act like a pack of gypsies. You are gypsies. You are what the Mafia would be like if it was run by gypsies!”
Well, that’s my ever “deeply concerned” high priest, for you. But I must admit, my aunt does have 7 husbands (not
and they do live in tents on her lawn. One of my uncles owns a family compound and has more than 30 adults and 75 children, living in or around it — many generations of them (he did have 15 children after all). And yep, several of my uncles show up unannounced bringing wives and children and children and more children and put up army tents smack dab in the middle of our vegetable garden, and than stay for months (or years). But, they are family, and when family is in trouble, family is never turned away. That’s what families do — families take care of one another.
I am shocked at my high priest’s implication that “normal” families do not take care of each other, and if he is right and that is the way “normal” families live, than I want no part of it, cause if you don’t have family than you don’t have nothing!
But now, reading up on gypsies, I do see his point, cause we do sound like what I’m reading it saying that gypsies are, and I don’t know what a Mafia is, but I suppose if people keep saying we live like one (my high priest is not the only person who says so) than maybe we do.
So now I’m thinking very serious thoughts on the matter and wondering: Am I gypsy and never knew it? How would I find out? What exactly is it that makes a gypsy a gypsy anyways? Is it a race or is it a life style? I am reading conflicting view points on this matter.
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