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Things that may or may not be in a story.

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I found another NaNoWriMo question to answer: Things that may or may not be in a story.

That may have sounded confusing. I need a list of things that people put in stories that other people really enjoy. Things I have so far are:

- Pirates
- Ninjas
- Secret Societies
- Love/Romance
- Adventure
- Mystery
- Magic
- Futuristic Cities
- Medieval Cities
- Dragons
- Aliens
- People who have disappeared and would be dead by now

The reason I need this is because once my story gets to a certain point ANYTHING goes. So I’m making a list of things that I can do when I’m stuck.

So what are somethings I should put in my story?

you REALLY need to go the The Seventh Sanctum that’s where I go whenever I get stuck. It’s amazing. You’ll find tons of things people add to stories there, that’s kind of what the whole site is about.

Some things I thought of to add to your list are:

- Wizards
- Samurai
- A Dead Body
- Vampires
- Zombies
- Ghosts/Haunted Houses
- Demons
- An Enchanted Object (Talking Mirror, Magic Ring, Cursed Rose, etc)
- Talking Animals
- Being Lost in a Spooky/Haunted/Enchanted Forest
- Abandoned Houses no one dares enter

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How I Reached 50k
Read This Before Getting Published!
Create a Fantasy Realm
Improving your writing: What do you look for in a book?

What’s your take on this? I’d love to hear what you have to say about this post. Leave a comment and share your views!

Thank You Kitty

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Blingo

>Things that may or may not be in a story.

>
black birdfall leaves centerblack bird

I found another NaNoWriMo question to answer: Things that may or may not be in a story.

That may have sounded confusing. I need a list of things that people put in stories that other people really enjoy. Things I have so far are:

- Pirates
- Ninjas
- Secret Societies
- Love/Romance
- Adventure
- Mystery
- Magic
- Futuristic Cities
- Medieval Cities
- Dragons
- Aliens
- People who have disappeared and would be dead by now

The reason I need this is because once my story gets to a certain point ANYTHING goes. So I’m making a list of things that I can do when I’m stuck.

So what are somethings I should put in my story?

you REALLY need to go the The Seventh Sanctum that’s where I go whenever I get stuck. It’s amazing. You’ll find tons of things people add to stories there, that’s kind of what the whole site is about.

Some things I thought of to add to your list are:

- Wizards
- Samurai
- A Dead Body
- Vampires
- Zombies
- Ghosts/Haunted Houses
- Demons
- An Enchanted Object (Talking Mirror, Magic Ring, Cursed Rose, etc)
- Talking Animals
- Being Lost in a Spooky/Haunted/Enchanted Forest
- Abandoned Houses no one dares enter

———-
How I Reached 50k
Read This Before Getting Published!
Create a Fantasy Realm
Improving your writing: What do you look for in a book?

What’s your take on this? I’d love to hear what you have to say about this post. Leave a comment and share your views!

Thank You Kitty

————-
If you liked reading this blog and want to read more stuff written by me, I have lots of websites, where you can read other things I write, here are a few of the ones I like the best:

Create your own banner at mybannermaker.com!

Create your own banner at mybannermaker.com!

When Next You See Me I’ll Look Like This:

Obsessed? I’m Not Obsessed… REALLY, I’m not!

Create your own banner at mybannermaker.com!

black birdfall leaves centerblack bird

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Blingo

Things that may or may not be in a story.

black birdfall leaves centerblack bird

I found another NaNoWriMo question to answer: Things that may or may not be in a story.

That may have sounded confusing. I need a list of things that people put in stories that other people really enjoy. Things I have so far are:

- Pirates
- Ninjas
- Secret Societies
- Love/Romance
- Adventure
- Mystery
- Magic
- Futuristic Cities
- Medieval Cities
- Dragons
- Aliens
- People who have disappeared and would be dead by now

The reason I need this is because once my story gets to a certain point ANYTHING goes. So I’m making a list of things that I can do when I’m stuck.

So what are somethings I should put in my story?

you REALLY need to go the The Seventh Sanctum that’s where I go whenever I get stuck. It’s amazing. You’ll find tons of things people add to stories there, that’s kind of what the whole site is about.

Some things I thought of to add to your list are:

- Wizards
- Samurai
- A Dead Body
- Vampires
- Zombies
- Ghosts/Haunted Houses
- Demons
- An Enchanted Object (Talking Mirror, Magic Ring, Cursed Rose, etc)
- Talking Animals
- Being Lost in a Spooky/Haunted/Enchanted Forest
- Abandoned Houses no one dares enter

———-
How I Reached 50k
Read This Before Getting Published!
Create a Fantasy Realm
Improving your writing: What do you look for in a book?

What’s your take on this? I’d love to hear what you have to say about this post. Leave a comment and share your views!

Thank You Kitty

————-
If you liked reading this blog and want to read more stuff written by me, I have lots of websites, where you can read other things I write, here are a few of the ones I like the best:

Create your own banner at mybannermaker.com!

Create your own banner at mybannermaker.com!

When Next You See Me I’ll Look Like This:

Obsessed? I’m Not Obsessed… REALLY, I’m not!

Create your own banner at mybannermaker.com!

black birdfall leaves centerblack bird

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Blingo

>Pirates Anyone?

>At this point I don’t see any pirates in my story… however I’ve still a month of planning to do, before I even start writing, and I can deffinatly see that pirates could be possible if I made a few changes. Since my plot is pretty much empty right now, I can also see how pirates might sneak into my story via the addition of a better plot.

I just love pirates.

Was thinking… what about “land pirates”? I was thinking how funny it would be to have a band of pirates that was scared of water, and so didn’t sail the seas like regular traditional pirates. Anyone tried this before? Any ideas on how it might be done?

What’s your take on this? I’d love to hear what you have to say about this post. Leave a comment and share your views!

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Pirates Anyone?

At this point I don’t see any pirates in my story… however I’ve still a month of planning to do, before I even start writing, and I can deffinatly see that pirates could be possible if I made a few changes. Since my plot is pretty much empty right now, I can also see how pirates might sneak into my story via the addition of a better plot.

I just love pirates.

Was thinking… what about “land pirates”? I was thinking how funny it would be to have a band of pirates that was scared of water, and so didn’t sail the seas like regular traditional pirates. Anyone tried this before? Any ideas on how it might be done?

What’s your take on this? I’d love to hear what you have to say about this post. Leave a comment and share your views!

Need To Publish Your NaNo Novel? Find Out How!

Save the Goldeneagle

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It’s that time of year again. Have you signed up for NaNoWriMo 2007 yet? Sign up today and let the world’s #1 writing contest begin!

Official NaNoWriMo 2007 Participant

http://www.nanowrimo.org/

Pirates Anyone?

At this point I don’t see any pirates in my story… however I’ve still a month of planning to do, before I even start writing, and I can deffinatly see that pirates could be possible if I made a few changes. Since my plot is pretty much empty right now, I can also see how pirates might sneak into my story via the addition of a better plot.

I just love pirates.

Was thinking… what about “land pirates”? I was thinking how funny it would be to have a band of pirates that was scared of water, and so didn’t sail the seas like regular traditional pirates. Anyone tried this before? Any ideas on how it might be done?

What’s your take on this? I’d love to hear what you have to say about this post. Leave a comment and share your views!

Need To Publish Your NaNo Novel? Find Out How!

Save the Goldeneagle

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It’s that time of year again. Have you signed up for NaNoWriMo 2007 yet? Sign up today and let the world’s #1 writing contest begin!

Official NaNoWriMo 2007 Participant

http://www.nanowrimo.org/

Talk Like a Pirate Day

Today’s Answers.comSpotlight:

Ahoy! me scallywags, wenches, rascals and beauties! Ye’ll be wantin’ ter know that today is International Talk Like a Pirate Day. ‘Tis hard to believe that it’s been only five years since the pirate guys, John Baur and Mark Summers (who had come up with the idea in 1995), emailed Dave Barry and asked him to be TLAPD spokesman. Barry wrote a column and — shiver our timbers — the wacky idea took flight. Now, ye salts and landlubbers, greet yer mates with a swagger and a sneer. But, no pillagin’ and plunderin’ allowed! Arrrr!!

Quote: “Life’s pretty good, and why wouldn’t it be? I’m a pirate, after all.” — Johnny Depp

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Talk Like a Pirate Day

Today’s Answers.comSpotlight:

Ahoy! me scallywags, wenches, rascals and beauties! Ye’ll be wantin’ ter know that today is International Talk Like a Pirate Day. ‘Tis hard to believe that it’s been only five years since the pirate guys, John Baur and Mark Summers (who had come up with the idea in 1995), emailed Dave Barry and asked him to be TLAPD spokesman. Barry wrote a column and — shiver our timbers — the wacky idea took flight. Now, ye salts and landlubbers, greet yer mates with a swagger and a sneer. But, no pillagin’ and plunderin’ allowed! Arrrr!!

Quote: “Life’s pretty good, and why wouldn’t it be? I’m a pirate, after all.” — Johnny Depp

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All donations to Star Log go either to The Rabbit Hole Fund and/or The Pidgie Fund. The Rabbit Hole Fund is raising money to start a small retail clothen shop, while The Pidgie Fund buys food for pets in Southern Maine.

Talk Like a Pirate Day

Today’s Answers.comSpotlight:

Ahoy! me scallywags, wenches, rascals and beauties! Ye’ll be wantin’ ter know that today is International Talk Like a Pirate Day. ‘Tis hard to believe that it’s been only five years since the pirate guys, John Baur and Mark Summers (who had come up with the idea in 1995), emailed Dave Barry and asked him to be TLAPD spokesman. Barry wrote a column and — shiver our timbers — the wacky idea took flight. Now, ye salts and landlubbers, greet yer mates with a swagger and a sneer. But, no pillagin’ and plunderin’ allowed! Arrrr!!

Quote: “Life’s pretty good, and why wouldn’t it be? I’m a pirate, after all.” — Johnny Depp

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All donations to Star Log go either to The Rabbit Hole Fund and/or The Pidgie Fund. The Rabbit Hole Fund is raising money to start a small retail clothen shop, while The Pidgie Fund buys food for pets in Southern Maine.

Bear Attacks in Old Orchard Beach, Maine

You know, it was about 5 years ago when I first told Old Orchard Beach police that there was a bear in our yard, but because I didn’t have pictures, they just laughed and said there was no bear in Old Orchard Beach. Yes, tell that to the bear that routinely makes her weekly visits to our brook for a drink. Or tell that to the “bear tree” that marks her territory some 100 feet behind The GoldenEagle. Tell that to my terrified hens, who refuse to lay eggs after the bear has been by. But, who am I too know a bear, I only grew up in the Ross Forest, on land settled by Thomas Rogers (my ancestor and founder of this town) , making friends with every wild animal out there: from the bobcats to the coyotes, both of which btw the way the police also told me did not live in Old Orchard Beach, Maine. Uhm-huh. I believe you, I’ll just go on seeing these animals in my yard and keeping my pets under lock and key, and I’m NOT cutting a hole in my wall to allow the cats to roam free in bear, coyote, and bobcat country no matter how bitchy they get.

But why am I telling you this. Well, for those of you in Maine, you already know, but for those of you not in Maine, well us Maine folks awoke this morning to the news reports announcing: BEAR ATTACKS IN OLD ORCHARD BEACH! My question is what’s with all the exclamation points? So those bear that no one believes visit my back yard every week are now attacking the neighbors? So what. Took five years and an attack on humans before the police would believe me? Oh yeah, they believe me now…. they’re out there hauling around big bear traps behind the police van. My question: why didn’t you do that five years ago, before you got yourself a whole herd of bears. Five years ago, you only had a pair of bears out there, now; there have been about 2 cubs each year since. There isn’t just one bear in Old Orchard Beach anymore, there’s about 10 bear, at least there are about 10 bear that I know of, who knows how many I haven’t seen yet.

Why are the bear attacking? Why now? Do you really have to ask? King Realty just cut down some 50 acres of forest on the Ross Rd. Not one, but three new sub-divisions just started up on Portland Ave. We’re talking close to 200 acres of Ross Forest that no longer exists. What would you do if a bunch of big yellow rigs came in and decimated your home? Wouldn’t you attack the people who did it? I know I would. Why did those idiots think it’s unusual that the bear are “out to get them”? They cut down the forest, they build a house on the bear’s home, and than they wonder why a bear is sitting on their front porch? How stupid can you get?

I saw, take down the bear traps, and let the bear stay. To the people moving in: You’ve seen Maine, leave us in peace and go home. Keep Maine green: shoot a developer.

Lots of love to the bears, and lots of hate to the Town officials of Old Orchard Beach, Maine, from Wendy C. Allen; here’s to hoping the next attack the bears make is on the town hall.

‘End of the World’ Might Not be the End of ‘Pirates’

**** [QUOTE] Avast me hearties, I have good news for all you Pirates of the Caribbean fans. LA Times confirms rumors that Johnny Depp is willing to reprise his role as Captain Jack Sparrow and that a fourth Pirates of Caribbean film might not be such a far fetch dream….[/QUOTE]

I’m hoping that the rumors are true…. and now (just home from the theater and seeing that POTC 3 didn’t end,) looks likely that a 4 may be coming!

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Quick One Minute Review: POTC 3

Just back from Pirates Of The Caribbean 3 with my three brothers. Super cool.

Johnny Depp is great, as is Johnny Depp, and so was Johnny Depp, and ohhh look there’s Johnny Depp over here and another Johnny Depp over there…. how many Johnny Depps can you count? LOL! Funny!

Best scene:
The Black Pearl cruising full speed and full sail across the desert sand dunes. Amazing!

Most amazing special effects:
The decent into the maelstrom! Awesome action packed scene!

Should win an award for:
Best movie wedding in history!

Shocker:
Crazed fan girls beware: DEATH ALERT; one of your fave pirates doesn’t make it to the end of the movie!

Best quote:
“Nobody move! I dropped my brain!” ~ Jack Sparrow or was that Jack Sparrow… oh wait, no, it was Jack Sparrow.

Insider advice to those who have yet to see it:
Stay until the VERY END… stay in your seat, and watch the words go by. AFTER the words go by, watch for a surprise “second” ending.
If you already watched it, and you didn’t stay to see what happens after the words go by… than you missed a very important part of the movie: YOU MUST GO BACK AND WATCH THE MOVIE AGAIN!

Ultimate question:
This movie didn’t actually “end”; like the ending of POTC 2, it ends with what appears to be the beginning of a POTC 4. Well there be a POTC 4? Has anyone heard?

Quick One Minute Review: Pirates Of The Caribbean 3

Just back from watching Pirates Of The Caribbean 3 with my three brothers. Super cool.

Johnny Depp is great, as is Johnny Depp, and so is Johnny Depp, and ohhh look there’s Johnny Depp over here and another over there…. how many Johnny Depps can you count? LOL! Funny!

Best scene:
The Black Pearl cruising full speed and full sail across the desert sand dunes. Amazing!

Most amazing special effects:
The decent into the maelstrom! Awesome action packed scene!

Should win an award for:
Best movie wedding in history!

Shocker:
Crazed fan girls beware: DEATH ALERT; one of your fave pirates doesn’t make it to the end of the movie!

Best quote:
“Nobody move! I dropped my brain!” ~ Jack Sparrow or was that Jack Sparrow… oh wait, no, it was Jack Sparrow.

Insider advice to those who have yet to see it:
Stay until the VERY END… stay in your seat, and watch the words go by. AFTER the words go by, watch for a surprise “second” ending.
If you already watched it, and you didn’t stay to see what happens after the words go by… than you missed a very important part of the movie: YOU MUST GO BACK AND WATCH THE MOVIE AGAIN!

Ultimate question:
This movie didn’t actually “end”; like the ending of POTC 2, it ends with what appears to be the beginning of a POTC 4. Well there be a POTC 4? Has anyone heard?

Quick One Minute Review: Pirates Of The Caribbean 3

Just back from watching Pirates Of The Caribbean 3 with my three brothers. Super cool.

Johnny Depp is great, as is Johnny Depp, and so is Johnny Depp, and ohhh look there’s Johnny Depp over here and another over there…. how many Johnny Depps can you count? LOL! Funny!

Best scene:
The Black Pearl cruising full speed and full sail across the desert sand dunes. Amazing!

Most amazing special effects:
The decent into the maelstrom! Awesome action packed scene!

Should win an award for:
Best movie wedding in history!

Shocker:
Crazed fan girls beware: DEATH ALERT; one of your fave pirates doesn’t make it to the end of the movie!

Best quote:
“Nobody move! I dropped my brain!” ~ Jack Sparrow or was that Jack Sparrow… oh wait, no, it was Jack Sparrow.

Insider advice to those who have yet to see it:
Stay until the VERY END… stay in your seat, and watch the words go by. AFTER the words go by, watch for a surprise “second” ending.
If you already watched it, and you didn’t stay to see what happens after the words go by… than you missed a very important part of the movie: YOU MUST GO BACK AND WATCH THE MOVIE AGAIN!

Ultimate question:
This movie didn’t actually “end”; like the ending of POTC 2, it ends with what appears to be the beginning of a POTC 4. Well there be a POTC 4? Has anyone heard?

About Me or Who is EelKat REALLY?

Captain John Smith, sent 2 of his ship mates, Rogers and Goggins, ashore to the newly discovered Mainland. This land was given to them in 1657, by the King of England, at that time it was at total of about 3,000 acres of rose bushes, dense pine forest, wilf grapes, and wild apple orchards. As the years went by the Rogers and Googins families divided the land among their children, who in turn divided it among their children, and so on and so on, for the next 200 years. In the late 1800’s the original 3,000 acres had been divided among descendants of the Rogers and Googins families so many times, that this tiny spot of land was now populated enough to become a township. In 1898 a mile long Pier was built out from the land across the ocean, and the land was named The Town of the Old Orchard.

In the years since, raging hurricanes ripped off the end of the Pier, leaving behind, only the small section of it which still stands today. And 2 massive fires wiped out nearly all of the very old buildings, including the original Palace Playland, a one time Victorian Amusment Park, that today is only a few rides off the side of the Town Square. As time passed the town grew ever larger as non-family members moved into the new town, including the Rickers of Poland Spring, and the Allens of Portland. As more out-siders moved in, the farmers of the Rogers and Googins families, grew more and more frustrated with the city folks and tourists that they felt were ruining the name of Old Orchard, and the farmers packed their things and left. Today, only one plot of land still remains in the original Rogers family, the descendants of the very first white man to live in Old Orchard…Thomas Rogers, the sailor from Capt. John Smith’s ship…and that family is my family. Three of the giant ancient pines that stood here in the 1600’s are still standing in our yard today, and along side one of those pines, grows a very ancient 13′ tall white rose bush, that once belonged to my great-grandmother and is known to be at least 100 years old, possibly several hundred years old.

My name is Wendy Christine Allen, I was born in Biddeford, Maine on August 13, 1975. I was raised on a poultry farm in Old Orchard right along side it’s famous Old Orchard Beach. Today the family farm is run as a sanctuary for chickens, sort of a safe house~retirement home for old hens and roosters, that would otherwise have been slaughtered. Everything from cats and dogs, to fish and eels, to cowatii and woodpeckers, to horses and turtles have found refuge here. I am known by many as the local protector of animals.

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About Me or Who is EelKat REALLY?

Captain John Smith, sent 2 of his ship mates, Rogers and Goggins, ashore to the newly discovered Mainland. This land was given to them in 1657, by the King of England, at that time it was at total of about 3,000 acres of rose bushes, dense pine forest, wilf grapes, and wild apple orchards. As the years went by the Rogers and Googins families divided the land among their children, who in turn divided it among their children, and so on and so on, for the next 200 years. In the late 1800’s the original 3,000 acres had been divided among descendants of the Rogers and Googins families so many times, that this tiny spot of land was now populated enough to become a township. In 1898 a mile long Pier was built out from the land across the ocean, and the land was named The Town of the Old Orchard.

In the years since, raging hurricanes ripped off the end of the Pier, leaving behind, only the small section of it which still stands today. And 2 massive fires wiped out nearly all of the very old buildings, including the original Palace Playland, a one time Victorian Amusment Park, that today is only a few rides off the side of the Town Square. As time passed the town grew ever larger as non-family members moved into the new town, including the Rickers of Poland Spring, and the Allens of Portland. As more out-siders moved in, the farmers of the Rogers and Googins families, grew more and more frustrated with the city folks and tourists that they felt were ruining the name of Old Orchard, and the farmers packed their things and left. Today, only one plot of land still remains in the original Rogers family, the descendants of the very first white man to live in Old Orchard…Thomas Rogers, the sailor from Capt. John Smith’s ship…and that family is my family. Three of the giant ancient pines that stood here in the 1600’s are still standing in our yard today, and along side one of those pines, grows a very ancient 13′ tall white rose bush, that once belonged to my great-grandmother and is known to be at least 100 years old, possibly several hundred years old.

My name is Wendy Christine Allen, I was born in Biddeford, Maine on August 13, 1975. I was raised on a poultry farm in Old Orchard right along side it’s famous Old Orchard Beach. Today the family farm is run as a sanctuary for chickens, sort of a safe house~retirement home for old hens and roosters, that would otherwise have been slaughtered. Everything from cats and dogs, to fish and eels, to cowatii and woodpeckers, to horses and turtles have found refuge here. I am known by many as the local protector of animals.

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About Me or Who is EelKat REALLY?

Captain John Smith, sent 2 of his ship mates, Rogers and Goggins, ashore to the newly discovered Mainland. This land was given to them in 1657, by the King of England, at that time it was at total of about 3,000 acres of rose bushes, dense pine forest, wilf grapes, and wild apple orchards. As the years went by the Rogers and Googins families divided the land among their children, who in turn divided it among their children, and so on and so on, for the next 200 years. In the late 1800’s the original 3,000 acres had been divided among descendants of the Rogers and Googins families so many times, that this tiny spot of land was now populated enough to become a township. In 1898 a mile long Pier was built out from the land across the ocean, and the land was named The Town of the Old Orchard.

In the years since, raging hurricanes ripped off the end of the Pier, leaving behind, only the small section of it which still stands today. And 2 massive fires wiped out nearly all of the very old buildings, including the original Palace Playland, a one time Victorian Amusment Park, that today is only a few rides off the side of the Town Square. As time passed the town grew ever larger as non-family members moved into the new town, including the Rickers of Poland Spring, and the Allens of Portland. As more out-siders moved in, the farmers of the Rogers and Googins families, grew more and more frustrated with the city folks and tourists that they felt were ruining the name of Old Orchard, and the farmers packed their things and left. Today, only one plot of land still remains in the original Rogers family, the descendants of the very first white man to live in Old Orchard…Thomas Rogers, the sailor from Capt. John Smith’s ship…and that family is my family. Three of the giant ancient pines that stood here in the 1600’s are still standing in our yard today, and along side one of those pines, grows a very ancient 13′ tall white rose bush, that once belonged to my great-grandmother and is known to be at least 100 years old, possibly several hundred years old.

My name is Wendy Christine Allen, I was born in Biddeford, Maine on August 13, 1975. I was raised on a poultry farm in Old Orchard right along side it’s famous Old Orchard Beach. Today the family farm is run as a sanctuary for chickens, sort of a safe house~retirement home for old hens and roosters, that would otherwise have been slaughtered. Everything from cats and dogs, to fish and eels, to cowatii and woodpeckers, to horses and turtles have found refuge here. I am known by many as the local protector of animals.

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Pirates + JD =

POTC:

A movie about pirates.
Johnny Depp is in it.
Johnny Depp is a pirate.

Need I say more?

Pirates + JD =

POTC:

A movie about pirates.
Johnny Depp is in it.
Johnny Depp is a pirate.

Need I say more?

J.M.Barrie

“Always be a little kinder than necessary.”J.M. Barrie

I wish more people would follow this advice. Life would be so much simpler, there would be nothieves breaking into your house, there would be no vandles destroying property, there would be no corrupt town managers cheering them on to fullfill his greed. Today is J.M.Barrie’s birthday. Answers.com has this to say about him:

J. M. Barrie

Sir James Mathew Barrie, Bt., Scottish author

Sir James Mathew Barrie, Bt., Scottish author

Sir James Matthew Barrie, 1st Baronet, OM (9 May 186019 June 1937), more commonly known as J. M. Barrie, was a Scottish novelist and dramatist. Most people remember him for inventing the character of Peter Pan, whom he based on his friends, the Llewelyn Davies boys.

Born in Kirriemuir, Angus, the second-youngest of ten children, Barrie received his formal education at the Glasgow Academy and the University of Edinburgh. He became a journalist in Nottingham, then London, and turned to writing novels and subsequently plays. He is also accredited for the invention of the name Wendy, as only five records of girls named Wendy can be found before the 1910 census.

Made a baronet in 1913, Barrie lies buried at Kirriemuir next to his parents, sister, and elder brother David, who had died in a skating accident just before his 14th birthday.

Childhood

J.M. Barrie’s family were Scottish weavers; he was the ninth child of ten. When he was 6, his 13-year old older brother David, his mother’s favorite, died in a skating accident on the eve of his 14th birthday. His mother never recovered from the loss, and ignored J.M. His father would not interact at all with the children. When he would enter a room and see his mother, she would always say “David, is that you? Could it be you?” and when she realized that it was J.M., she would say “Oh, it’s only you.” Barrie’s mother found comfort in the fact that her dead son would remain a boy forever, never to grow up and leave her. This had a profound impact on J.M. Not only was he mentally scarred with the notion that growing up was wrong, J.M. himself stopped growing at five feet. Many have obviously speculated that Peter Pan is based on J.M.’s childhood.

Literary career

Peter Pan statue in Kensington Gardens, London

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Peter Pan statue in Kensington Gardens, London

Barrie set his first novels in Kirriemuir which he referred to as “Thrums” (his father worked as a weaver). Barrie often wrote dialogue in Scots. His Thrums novels were hugely successful when they were published starting with Auld Licht Idylls (1888). Next came A Window in Thrums (1889), and The Little Minister (1891). His two ‘Tommy’ novels Sentimental Tommy and Tommy and Grizel came in 1896 and 1902 and dealt with themes much more explicitly related to what would become Peter Pan. The first appearance of Pan came in The Little White Bird (1901).

Barrie also wrote a number of works for the theatre, beginning with Ibsen’s Ghost (1891), a parody of Henrik Ibsen‘s drama Ghosts, which had just been performed for the first time in England under the Independent Theatre Society led by J. T. Grein. Barrie’s play was first performed on May 31 at Toole’s Theatre in London. Barrie seemed to appreciate Ibsen’s merits; even William Archer, the translator of Ibsen’s works into English, enjoyed the humor of the play and recommended it to others. Barrie also authored the flop, Jane Annie (1893), which he begged his friend Arthur Conan Doyle to revise and finish, when he suffered the first of his many nervous breakdowns. Notable successes included Quality Street (1901) and The Admirable Crichton (1902).

Barrie’s most famous and enduring work, Peter Pan had its first stage performance on December 27 1904. In 1924 he specified that the copyright of the play should go to Great Ormond Street Hospital in London. The current status of the copyright is complex. See Peter Pan Copyright Status. Later plays included What Every Woman Knows (1908) and his last play, The Boy David (1936), which dramatized the Biblical story of King Saul and the young David. Like the role of Peter Pan the role of David was played by a woman — Elisabeth Bergner.

Barrie, along with a number of other playwrights, was involved in the 1909 and 1911 attempts to challenge the censorship of the Lord Chamberlain over play production in London.

Acquaintances

Barrie, Arthur Conan Doyle and Robert Louis Stevenson were acquaintances from university. The three of them attended Edinburgh University and they also worked for the college newspaper. J.M. Barrie met Thomas Hardy through Hugh Clifford while he was staying in London.

The Llewelyn-Davies family

The Llewelyn-Davies family consisted of the parents Arthur (1863–1907) and Sylvia, née du Maurier (1866–1910) (daughter of George du Maurier), [married the 3Q of 1892 in Hampstead, London: GROMI: vol. 1a, p. 1331]; and their five sons George Llewelyn-Davies (1893–1915), John Llewelyn-Davies or Jack (1894-1959), Peter Llewelyn-Davies (1897–1960), Michael Llewelyn-Davies (1900–1921), and Nicholas Llewelyn-Davies or Nico (1903–1980).

Barrie became acquainted with the family in 1897 or 1898 after meeting George and Jack with their nurse Mary Hodgson in London‘s Kensington Gardens where he often came while walking his dog Porthos, and lived nearby. He did not meet Sylvia until later at a chance encounter at a dinner party.

He became a surrogate father to the boys, and when they were orphaned, he became their guardian. Some sources say that their mother will specify the nurse’s sister was to take custody and that Barrie forged or unintentionally mistranscribed the will. However, it was clear that he was the only one with the time and resources to bring them up together, and Sylvia objected to splitting the boys up amongst relatives.

Although there will always be those who find cause for suspicion in his friendship with children, there is no evidence that anything inappropriate happened, and the youngest of the boys, Nico, flatly denied that Barrie ever behaved in an unfit manner. Barrie was married to the actress Mary Ansell but it was a sexless and childless marriage and ended in divorce. He was godfather to Peter Scott.

The statue of Peter Pan in Kensington Gardens, erected in secret overnight for May Morning in 1912, was supposed to be modelled upon a photograph of Michael, but the sculptor decided to use a different child as a model, leaving Barrie very disappointed with the result. “It doesn’t show the devil in Peter”, he said.

Barrie suffered bereavements with the boys, losing the two to whom he was closest. George was killed in action (1915) in World War I. Michael, with whom Barrie corresponded daily, drowned (1921) in a possible suicide pact one month short of his 21st birthday, while swimming at a known danger-spot at Oxford with his friend and suspected lover Rupert Errol Victor Buxton. Some years after Barrie’s death, Peter Davies, later a publisher, wrote his ‘Morgue’, which contains much family information and comments on Barrie. At the age of 63 Peter committed suicide by jumping in front of a London Underground train.

Biographical Articles

  • The Story of J.M.B. by Sewell Stokes, Theatre Arts, Vol.XXV No.11, New York: Theatre Arts Inc, Nov 1941, pp 845-848.

Film biographies

J. M. Barrie

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J. M. Barrie

The BBC made an award-winning miniseries by Andrew Birkin, The Lost Boys at the Internet Movie Database (also titled J.M. Barrie and the Lost Boys), in 1978, starring Ian Holm as Barrie and Ann Bell as Sylvia. It is considered factual, includes Arthur Llewelyn-Davies (Tim Piggot-Smith), and confronts the issue of Barrie’s affection for the Davies boys. (The DVD is available in both the UK and USA)

A semi-fictional movie about his relationship with the family, Finding Neverland, was released in November 2004, starring Johnny Depp as Barrie and Kate Winslet as Sylvia Llewelyn-Davies. It omits Arthur and Nico.

Both films receive comment in the New Yorker .

National TV-Turnoff Week, April 23-29

Today is the first day of  National TV-Turn Off Week, April 23-29

I have decided to write a list of 101 things for you to do during this week of no TV, should you decide to take on the challange.

  1. Go for a walk on the beach.
  2. Read a book.
  3. Write a book in 7 days.
  4. Volunteer at the local  animal shelter.
  5. Do a crossword puzzle.
  6. Dress up like a pirate.
  7. Buy a camera and use it.
  8. Play an hours-long game of Monopoly.
  9. Grow a crystal garden.
  10. Catalog your book collection useing the Dewey Decimal System.
  11. Plan a family budget.
  12. Go on a camping trip.
  13. Plant a vegetable garden.
  14. Watch the stars.
  15. Sew, knit, or crochet a blanket for a cause (Snuggles, Linus Foundation, etc.)
  16. Raise a family of sea monkeys.
  17. Answer all those unread emails.
  18. Pay your bills.
  19. Start a petition.
  20. Take your family out to a fancy resturant.
  21. Look for BigFoot.
  22. Take in a foster pet.
  23. Spend a few hours browsing in your local library.
  24. Donate pet food to a local shelter.
  25. Take a walk around the block.
  26. Have a chat with your mom or dad.
  27. Go fishing.
  28. Organize your DVD collection.
  29. Build a personal website.
  30. Write a short story for a fiction magazine.
  31. Volunteer at the local  soup kitchen.
  32. Go sight-seeing.
  33. Put the pictures into the photo albums.
  34. Throw a “Just-As-You-Are” party.
  35. Attempt to prove aliens are real.
  36. Visit a local museum.
  37. Take your family to an all you can eat buffet.
  38. Invent something new.
  39. Start to tackle the list of projects that has been getting longer.
  40. Head to an amusment park.
  41. Take a cruise.
  42. Sew a new dress.
  43. Get a family photo taken.
  44. Take a child to the zoo.
  45. Write a letter to someone you haven’t seen in a while.
  46. Attend an art show.
  47. Vacuum the car.
  48. Refinish an old piece of furniture.
  49. Write an article for a non-fiction magazine.
  50. Go boating.
  51. Start a blog.
  52. Attend a book reading.
  53. Solve a mystery: play a game of Clue.
  54. Visit with someone in a nursing home.
  55. Go to the circus.
  56. Head to your local swamp to pick fiddleheads.
  57. Write a letter to the editor of your local newspaper.
  58. Take a hike in the woods.
  59. Visit an art gallery.
  60. Open an online store (Zazzle, CafePress, etc.).
  61. Take swimming lessons.
  62. Quit smoking.
  63. Plant a tree.
  64. Cook a gourmet dinner.
  65. Help your child with his/her homework.
  66. Play a game of basketball.
  67. Go birdwatching.
  68. Wash the windows.
  69. Get a makeover.
  70. See a play.
  71. Repaint your living room.
  72. Read a story to a child.
  73. Paint a masterpiece.
  74. Go on a picnic.
  75. Read a comic book.
  76. Start a new career.
  77. Organize a family reunion.
  78. Study up on your family history.
  79. Go on a diet.
  80. Sing a song.
  81. Write a poem.
  82. Bake a cake.
  83. Go horseback riding.
  84. Set up an aquarium.
  85. Write a letter to a prisoner.
  86. Take up a new hobby, such as stamp collecting.
  87. Spend the week looking for UFO’s.
  88. Go rock climbing.
  89. Dye your hair blue.
  90. Wax your car.
  91. Redecorate your bedroom.
  92. Play video games with your child.
  93. Write a business plan for your dream job.
  94. Take dance lessons.
  95. See a ballet.
  96. Buy a box of crayons and draw.
  97. Design your dream-house.
  98. Make home-made ice-cream.
  99. Dress-up and go to the opera.
  100. Take you family out to a movie.
  101. Visit a haunted house.
  102. Write a list of a 101 things you can do.

Quote: “I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.” —Groucho Marx 

pet food recall update: HUMAN FOOD BEING RECALLED!!!!!!!!!

Remember when I wrote this post and questioned what would happen; the effects of farm animals eating tainted food ; being a poultry farmer, my post focused on chicken not pork, but news that corn was now effected, and chickens eat corn one thing lead to another and I started questioning what we feed our chickens…. PORK from pigs that have eaten tainted food, has now been added to the recall!!!
Reading this post lead me to:
Pet Food Contamination Scandal Spreads to Pork, FDA Opens Criminal Investigation.

You know what this is staring to sound like? Biological warfare.

“Where do you come from?”

When people ask me that question I never know how to answer and usually I say something like this:

I was born in Maine, USA;

my dad’s grandfather was Cherokee; his other grandfather was the serveral greats grand son of Thomas Rodger, friend of Capt John Smith and founder of our town, settler of the land on which we still live)

my mom’s mother was Kickapoo;

my mom’s dad was Canadian; his mom was British (and her dad was Capt John Drake… several greats grandson of Sir Francis Drake the Dragon) and his dad was Scottish

I can go on like this tracing my ancestors all the way back to the 1300′s… several inter racial marriages one after the other for a period of 700 years… so what am I? A hell of a mixed up mess  born and raised in the mixed up state of Maine, living on land that has been in our family for more than 300 years… I just tell people I’m a Maine-iac and leave it at that.

~~EK

Submission Guidelines for Moonsnails

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Basic Submissions Guidlines:

This is a quick overview of our basic guidelines. See our fully detailed guidelines for each seperate genre on our Submission Guidelines website.

Status:
Moonsnails is currently accepting submissions

Title:

Moonsnails Magazine

Magazine Format:(projected)

Quarterly: 6″ x 9″, 96 – 132 pages per issue;
60 lb bright white paper, B&W text; 10pt glossy laminated perfect bound full color cover

Circulation:

world-wide though print on demand

Contact Info:

Wendy C. Allen, editor-in-chief, twighlightmanor@yahoo.com

Submission Format:

Send in body of email, 12pt Courier or Times New Roman or Send at attachment .RTF 12pt Courier or Times New Roman.

Payment:

copies only at this time; buys one time rights, (the right to print story in one issue; author retains copyright)

responce time: 2 – 6 months

Needs:

Short stories up to 13,000 words.

Literary Genre fiction. Cross-gen OK.

Rarely uses poetry. Poetry used only if it can be considered a full-fledged story, complete with characters and plot. Never accepts free-verse.

Genres Accepted:

Sci-fi, Fantasy, Gothic Romance, and “mild” Horror

Sub-Genres and Cross-Genres Accepted:

Action, Adventure, Alien Invasion, Alien Realms, Alternative Histories, Amateur Detective, Americana, Ancient Civilizations, Animal Stories, Biographical Fiction, Christmas, Classic Literature, Colonial America, Cryptozology, Dark Fantasy, Dragon Tales, Easter, Ethnic Fiction, Espionage, Faerie Realms, Fairy Tales, Family Sagas, Fantasy, Folklore, Frontier Sagas, Furries, Futuristic, Ghost Stories, Gothic Romance, Halloween, Hard Science Fiction, Haunted Houses, High Fantasy, High Seas Adventure, Historical, Horror, Humor, Inspirational, Kung Fu, Literary, Mad Scientist Sci-Fi, Mermaid Tales, Military, Mystery, Murder Mystery, Paranormal, Pirate Tales, Psychological Thiller/Terror, Regional: Maine, Regional: Quebec, Romance, Science Fiction, Serials, Short-Shorts, Slueths, Space Fantasy, Space Travel, Spiritual, Sword & Sorcery, Supernatural, Suspence, Thiller, Time Travel, Twilight Zone style, UFO stories, Unicorn Tales, Utopian Realms, Victorian, War, Western, Wizard Tales, Young Adult.

Things Rejected:

Rejects all stories that contain:

abortion, animal abuse, child abuse, cutting, death glorification, depression, depressive self-pity, drinking, drugs, elder abuse, erotica, expose`, gore, hatred, hunting, politics, pornography, sex, smoking, swearing, suicide, vulgar verbology, and stories about “how my teenage years were crap”.

Stories must be family friendly and rated PG-13 or less

Poetry Needs:

We focus on short stories, thus rarely use poetry.

Sometimes accepts poetry, at best it’s only 4 poems per year, IF it tells a story and has strong characters. Same as fiction needs, seeks longer “epic length” story poems akin to Robert Browning’s Pied Piper of Hamlin, Edgar Allan Poe’s Raven or Dr. Seuss’s Green Eggs & Ham. Prefers long rhyming poems with strong characters and a strong story plot.

Poetry Rejects:

Same as fiction rejects, plus: Does not accept free-verse poetry, haiku, short poems, poems without characters, poems without plots, meaningless ramblings, odes to…, poems without rhythem, or any other type of poem that does not tell a complete story from beginning to end.

Cover Art:

Usually done “in-house”, but well consider submissions of full-color photography or paintings, covering any genre. Always seeks beach and ocean themed photos or paintings. Do not send originals. Email files as atactment. Files must be compatible with MSWorks, MSPaint, or MSPublisher 97, .jpg files prefered. Note that we can not accept .tif files, our email treats them as a virus and deletes them. See fiction for needs & rejects list. Buys one time rights.

Art & Inside Illustration:

Usually uses spot illustrations and copyright-free/public domain illustration, but well consider submissions of B&W, pen & ink, line art only … no pencil, no shading, no grey-scale, no color, our printer well not accept them. All illustrations must be 4″ x 6″ or smaller and camera ready. Do not send originals. Email files as atactment. Files must be compatible with MSWorks, MSPaint, or MSPublisher 97, .jpg files prefered.  Note that we can not accept .tif files, our email treats them as a virus and deletes them. See fiction for needs & rejects list.

Advice:

Best advise: buy a copy of Brian Froud’s Faeries. Use it as though it were our Submissions Guidelines. Treat it as your Writer’s Bible. Use it to create believable fantasy characters. Never go anywhere without it. If you want to write for us than consider Brian Froud your new best friend, read everything he ever wrote. Study every painting he ever did. Watch every film he ever created. Watch the 2 movies written by Brian Froud: Dark Crystal and Labyrinth.

Read the Retief series by Keith Laumer and The Hitchhicker’s Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams. We like that kind of sci-fi best.

Watch Star Trek (the original series), Twilight Zone, Outer Limits, X-Files, and Tales From the Dark Side. Let them inspire you. If your story would make for a good episode on one of them, than we want to see it!

We like to see strong characters. Character driven stories. Well written plots. We like fantasy realms, dreamscapes, and alien planets. Creativity is always welcomed. Pirates are always good, we need more pirates. Always seeking stories about Mermaids, Sirens, Dragons, Unicorns, or other creatures of the Realm of Fay. We like to see characters that Brian Froud would have created.

Let your imagination run wild.

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Business Plans: Moonsnails Magazine: We’re Back!

In fall of 2005 Twighlight Manor Press announced that it was planning the release of a new magazine, which at that point was untitled and it‘s genre unknown. Our original idea was to keep it local; local writers, local sales, local flavor to the stories. Market research, however showed us that that would be a very unprofitable venture that would doom our magazine to failure before it’s fifth issue. We had to rethink out plan.

Over the next several weeks we threw around ideas and finally decided that the magazine would be a fiction “literary journal”. At first we planned on “all good fiction”, but than after studying the market, realized that this was virtually a bottomless pit, that would result in more manuscript submissions than our tiny staff of four would be able to handle.

Another thing we decided early on, was that, we wanted to stand out on bookstore shelves. Looking at other magazines sold at a local bookstore, Nonesuch Books in Saco, I discovered something. Rack upon rack of magazines, where all the same: 8×11” glossy and flimsy issues, that would not stand the test of time on a bookshelf, given them a shelf life of just 3 weeks. (This short shelf life was according to a study I found online.) According to that study, only a few magazines would be shelved and saved to be read again and again for several years. These magazines had good content and a sturdy binding. I went to Nonesuch Books looking for magazines with good content and study bindings, and was amazed at how few there actually were. In the end I found only three, out of the hundreds of magazines the shop had on the racks. By the end of this stage in our study we came to one conclusion: this magazine, was NOT going to be a 8×11” glossy; instead it would read like a book, with crisp white paper and a square bound “paperback” cover.

After some more market studies, we came to the conclusion that rather than focusing on fiction in general, we would instead use the same rule we use for writing: Write what you know. In our case it would translate into: Publish what you read. All four of us are sci-fi buffs. Sci-fi movies, sci-fi TV, sci-fi comics, sci-fi books… well it seemed only natural that we would thus choose sci-fi as the genre for the new magazine.

By January of 2006 we had a pretty good idea of what we wanted to do with the magazine. On Space Dock 13 (the website) we announced that the magazine was a defiant go, and we were planning it’s release later that year.

With our genre in mind, we set out the name our new magazine. After several weeks of debate, only one thing was agreed upon: that the magazine must have a sci-fi sounding name and that it should reflect our local home base, namely that we are on the world’s most beautiful beach: Old Orchard Beach, Maine.

In April 2006 we introduced the world to two new websites. The first was the message board for writers: A Writer’s Desk. It was our hope that through here we would find new talent seeking to be published in our magazine. A message board built entirely to promote the magazine, today it stands on it’s own and has no connection to the magazine at all.

Our second Website was of course the homepage for our magazine. We had finally decided on a name, and that name was: Moonsnails. After a walk to the beach that cold April, me and my three brothers returned home with tote bags filled with Old Orchard’s most beloved seashell: the Atlantic Moonsnail. Later that day, while sorting the shells on the lawn, it hit me: Moonsnails was the perfect name for our magazine, it kept the local flavor and it sounded sci-fi. Later that week Moonsnails homepage went online.

By the end of April 2006 we were getting quotes from various printers, both local and online. Announcement went out with the news that Moonsnails would see its public release in September of 2006. We were off and running, and than came May 9, 2006 and the flood that washed away all of our plans, destroying everything we owned and bringing Twighlight Manor Press to an instant standstill. We lost everything, the building was condemned, and nothing survived. As far as the business was concerned, we were back at ground zero.

That same day, as a result of the flood, my dad went into a coma. In July of 2006, my dad awoke from the coma and returned home disabled and in my care. In September of 2006, instead of releasing Moonsnails, we found ourselves in the midst of fight to save our land from a local land shark. The result was my dad’s return to the hospital. In October of 2006, a fire swept through. What little we had that survived the flood, was destroyed in the fire and we were faced with fighting out Maine’s frigid winter in a tent, a fate that did not sick well with my disabled dad’s rapidly failing health.

In January of 2007, things took a turn once again, this time in our favor, and we found our selves with electricity, heat, and a roof over our heads, for the first time since May 9, 2006.

Reunited with my computer, I was amazed to find, that in spite of the flood, in spite of the fire, the hard drive remained intact, and with a few minor repairs, it runs as good as new. It looks like hell, a bent mangled mess, but who cares, all my files are still here! All my plans and templates, all those months of research and market studies: they had survived! With that knowledge in hand I set out to pick up the pieces, and once again, plans are underway, full speed ahead, to bring Moonsnails into production.

And that brings us to today. Nether flood, nor fire, nor cold of winter, could stop Moonsnails. Moonsnails rises once again.

~EK