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FAQs: Do we need a wand? Do you use a wand? Where do I get a wand? Do I make my own wand? How do I make a wand? Can you make a wand for me? What exactly does a wand do? How do I know if my wand is the right wand for me? How do I charge my wand? What about a staff or a knife, do I need those too?

Do we need a wand? Do you use a wand? Where do I get a wand? Do I make my own wand? How do I make a wand? Can you make a wand for me? What exactly does a wand do? How do I know if my wand is the right wand for me? How do I charge my wand? What about a staff or a knife, do I need those too?

I’ll try to break this down and answer each one at a time. Make it easier to digest that way.

Do we need a wand? 

No. Few spell casters, in real life, actually have or use wands. Wands are a Holloywood invention, that several Wiccans adopted in recent years, and were made popular in the past decad by the fictional tales of Harry Potter. Historically magic casters did not often have wands, except for the wizards in the Bible, namely Moses, and his wand was a staff not a wand but a staff is really only a big wand.

To have a wand or not is a personal choice. Either you feel drawn to use one or you don’t. Neither is any more right or wrong than the other. Chose to use a wand because you feel compelled to, not because you were told you have to. If you don’t want a wand, you don’t need a wand. If you do want a wand, than by all means, go ahead and use it.

There are some folks, like myself, who have many wands and use each one for a specific purpose. For example a pink wand used only for romantic love spells, a green wand used only for money drawing spells, a gold wand used only for luck spells, etc. Others have one wand they use for everything. Wands are a purely personal choice.

Do you use a wand? 

Currently? No, I do not. At the moment I am not feeling called to use them. I may again in the future, I may not. Who knows? I likely will take up wand use again, because wands are something that resonate with me on a deep level.

I used to use them for everything back in the 1970s when I was first starting out. Over the years I found wands to be a cumbersome  more in my way than helpful, so I discontinued using them. But I keep being drawn back to them, so never discontinue their use for very long to a time. I switched to focusing more on crystals and gemstones for a while, which can be used in a manner similar to wands. I tend to go back and forth between wands and gemstones.

I prefer to have a separate wand for each type of spell. Each wand charged for it;s own purpose. Keep in mind however, that I am a professional spell caster, casting many spells over the course of each week, for many people, and in my case, it’s impractical to recharge my wand for each new spell. (If you cast a money spell today you will have first charged it for that purpose, and if you plan to do a love spell tomorrow you will need to recharge your wand to align it to casting love spells, otherwise it’ll still be tuned in to attracting money, not love.) For some one casting their own spells, they’d only be doing a spell once every few months or so, and thus for them having only one wand and recharging it’s purpose before each spell is fine.

Where do I get a wand? 

Most folks who use a wand make it themselves out of a branch off of a tree growing in their yard. It can than be used as is, or decorated with ribbons, gemstones, glitter, or whatever you have laying around that feels special and magical to you.

Folks who are into “ceremonial magic” (dressing up, chanting in circles, and showing off to other members of a coven with “Look at me, my cord is purpler than your cord, my wand is made of ash not oak, I’m better than you, oh glory be to the goddess, ain’t I just the greatest peice of shit you ever did see!”) prefer to buy meaningless mass produced wands from occult shops online, so they can say to you: “Nahn nah, I’m better than you, I pais $5,000 for this gold plated quarzt encrusted hickory stick, and you’re so dirt poor you had to make your own out of a branch you found in the dirt”. I am so sick of the tooty fruity Wiccan crap out there, that pretends to be magic arts when all it is is a glorified goddess religion that likes to put on mini stage acts for it’s members!

Do I make my own wand? 

If you want a wand with any real power in it, you eaither make it yourself or have a fellow spell caster make it for you.

How do I make a wand? 

There is no right or wrong in wand making. Find a wand shaped object that speaks to you and than decorate it as fits your calling.

Can you make a wand for me? 

I can, yes. It’s not something I do as a regular service, but it is something I have done from time to time. My type of wands are not for every one though. They fall under the classification of “Fairy Godmother” type wands. In otherwords, painting bright colored, rolled in glitter, stuck with rhinestones, and dripping in ribbons, sequins, fake flowers, and plastic jewels. They are very girly and scream of Barbie Super Princess Pink Girl Power.

What exactly does a wand do? 

It directs your energy. The wand itself has no power. It takes the power out of the hand which is holding it, and focuses it on an object.

How do I know if my wand is the right wand for me? 

You’ll know. Believe me, when you pick up the wand that is right for you, you will just know: This is it!

How do I charge my wand?

The same way you charge any of your other magical tools. Every spell caster has their own method. Some use moonlight, some use sunlight, some leave it for a month and a day in a box of rock salt….what you do to charge your other magical tools, just do the same for your wand.

I wash my tools in the ocean to cleanse them. Rewash them in the spring feed brook to energize them. Than rub them down with a crystal/gemstone attuned to the intended purpose. Rose Quartz for love, Adventurine or Jade for money, Blue Lace Agate for peace and tranquility, etc. I then paint my wand in a corresponding color (pink of romantic love, lilac for gay love, red for passionate love, pale blue for marriage and reconciliation love, green for money, gold for luck, purple for wisdom, etc), dip it in glitter dust, decorate it with rhinestones, stick a corresponding fabric flower on the end, and tie silk ribbon streamers to it. When I put it away, I store it with other items charged to the same purpose as the wand.

What about a staff or a knife, do I need those too?

Any long skinny pointy object can be used same as a wand. I actually prefer staves to wands, but that’s because I’m trained in the art of staff fighting, via being a flok herder, a result of having been raised on a farm, and using a staff to protect my flocks from cyottes and bear.

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Good morning Starshine! Liked this post? Looking to connect with me online? I love social networks and am on most of them. You can find me on: BloggerEtsyFaceBookGoogle+KeenMySpaceNaNoWriMoProBoardsScript FrenzySpoonflowerSquidooTwitterULC Ministers NetworkWordPress, and Zazzle Feel free to give me a shout any  time. Many blessings to you, may all your silver clouds be lined with rhinestones and sparkle of golden sunshine. Have yourself a great and wonderful glorious day!

~Rev. Wendy C. Allen aka Empress EelKat of Laughing Gnome Hollow

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This post was written by Wendy C Allen aka EelKat, is copyrighted by The Twighlight Manor Press and was posted on Laughing Gnome Hollow’s Traditional Gypsy Magic and Scottish Hoodoo Blog @ http://laughinggnomehollow.blogspot.com and reposted at EK’s Star Log @ http://eelkat.wordpress.com and parts of it may also be seen on http://www.squidoo.com/EelKat and http://laughinggnomehollow.proboards.com If you are reading this from a different location than those listed above, please contact me Wendy C. Allen aka EelKat @ http://laughinggnomehollow.proboards.com/index.cgi?action=viewprofile and let me know where it is you found this post. Plagiarism is illegal and I DO actively pursue offenders. Unless copying a Blog Meme, you do not have permission to copy anything appearing on this blog, including words, art, or photos. This will be your only warning. Thank you and have a glorious day! ~ EelKat

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FAQs: How do you take payment? When do I pay you? With what do I pay you? How exactly do I place an order?

How do you take payment? When do I pay you? With what do I pay you? How exactly do I place an order?

When do you pay me? Before the spell is started. It’s just like you were walking into McDonald’s: your order the fries, you pay for the fries, you sit back and wait while they head out back and make the fries. Just like that. You order the spell, you pay for the spell, than you wait while I head out to make you your spell.

How do I accept payment? Cash only. You can pay me in person with cash or you can pay me online via PayPal and wait for PayPal to give the money to my bank and wait for my bank to give me the cash for you. In any case, until I have the actual cash physically in my hand I won’t lift a finger to do a bit of work for you.

How to I take payment?

Cash in person or PayPal online.

With what do you pay me?

Cash and cash only.

In person, I only accept cash. I do not accept checks unless you are a close and trusted long time client and I know you have the money and the check won’t bounce. I’m sorry, but I’ve delt with too many scam clients and their bouncing rubber checks, and I no longer accept checks as a result. I can not accept credit cards or money orders or travelers cheques or wired money or non-American currancy because I am not a business, I do not have a cash register, I wouldn’t know how to turn your wires/Franques/ruppies/yen/etc into US coinage and greenbacks and I have no way to scan or accept your card, I am just an old Gypsy woman, living in a 22 foot motorhome with 15 cats.

Online, I only accept PayPal. Payments can be sent via PayPal to xavychup@yahoo.com . And as PayPal waits 5 to 7 days before transfering the money to my bank and my bank in turn waits another 5 to 7 days before giving me the money, that therefore means that if you pay online, you will have to wait upto 3 weeks before I start work on your spell, because Honey, until I have cold hard cash in my hand, I do not consider your bill paid, I will do not work without being paid up front. Don’t tell me PayPal has it, don’t tell me it’s in the back…that means nothing to me. It PayPal has it than it’s of no good to me is it, seeing as I don’t have it yet. Likewise if the bank has it, it isn’t yet mine either, is it?

How do you place your order?

You place your order one of two ways:

No Hurry

#1) You walk up to the door of No Hurry, knock on the door, get attacked by 15 cats while you wait for me to answer the door, you tell me what you want, I tell you what you need, you give me the money and your email address than go home, in a few days I get started on your spell and keep in touch with you about it via email.

My Home, My Office, My Front Door

#2) You head to my Etsy shop, tell me what you what, I’ll tell you what you need, in a few days I’ll set up a custom listing for you, you buy that listing, pay Etsy, Etsy pays PayPal, PayPal pays my bank, my bank pays me and after I have the cash in hand (which has been known to take up to 3 weeks) than I will start doing your spell.

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Good morning Starshine! Liked this post? Looking to connect with me online? I love social networks and am on most of them. You can find me on: BloggerEtsyFaceBookGoogle+KeenMySpaceNaNoWriMoProBoardsScript FrenzySpoonflowerSquidooTwitterULC Ministers NetworkWordPress, and Zazzle Feel free to give me a shout any  time. Many blessings to you, may all your silver clouds be lined with rhinestones and sparkle of golden sunshine. Have yourself a great and wonderful glorious day!

~Rev. Wendy C. Allen aka Empress EelKat of Laughing Gnome Hollow

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This post was written by Wendy C Allen aka EelKat, is copyrighted by The Twighlight Manor Press and was posted on Laughing Gnome Hollow’s Traditional Gypsy Magic and Scottish Hoodoo Blog @ http://laughinggnomehollow.blogspot.com and reposted at EK’s Star Log @ http://eelkat.wordpress.com and parts of it may also be seen on http://www.squidoo.com/EelKat and http://laughinggnomehollow.proboards.com If you are reading this from a different location than those listed above, please contact me Wendy C. Allen aka EelKat @ http://laughinggnomehollow.proboards.com/index.cgi?action=viewprofile and let me know where it is you found this post. Plagiarism is illegal and I DO actively pursue offenders. Unless copying a Blog Meme, you do not have permission to copy anything appearing on this blog, including words, art, or photos. This will be your only warning. Thank you and have a glorious day! ~ EelKat

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FAQs: How long would you recommend someone wait before divining to see if a spell is working?

How long would you recommend someone wait before divining to see if a spell is working?

I do not believe in divining to see if a spell is working. This is second guessing. this is outwardly and openly manifesting doubt. This is telling the spirits: “Fuck you, I don’t think you are doing your job, so I’m going to keep tabs on you.” Once you start divining to check on your spell, the spell is over. By divining to check on the spell, you have put up a brick wall shutting off the open energy flow. I will not do spellwork for clients who have so little faith in spellwork that they need to requesting divining to check on it’s progress.

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Good morning Starshine! Liked this post? Looking to connect with me online? I love social networks and am on most of them. You can find me on: BloggerEtsyFaceBookGoogle+KeenMySpaceNaNoWriMoProBoardsScript FrenzySpoonflowerSquidooTwitterULC Ministers NetworkWordPress, and Zazzle Feel free to give me a shout any  time. Many blessings to you, may all your silver clouds be lined with rhinestones and sparkle of golden sunshine. Have yourself a great and wonderful glorious day!

~Rev. Wendy C. Allen aka Empress EelKat of Laughing Gnome Hollow

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This post was written by Wendy C Allen aka EelKat, is copyrighted by The Twighlight Manor Press and was posted on Laughing Gnome Hollow’s Traditional Gypsy Magic and Scottish Hoodoo Blog @ http://laughinggnomehollow.blogspot.com and reposted at EK’s Star Log @ http://eelkat.wordpress.com and parts of it may also be seen on http://www.squidoo.com/EelKat and http://laughinggnomehollow.proboards.com If you are reading this from a different location than those listed above, please contact me Wendy C. Allen aka EelKat @ http://laughinggnomehollow.proboards.com/index.cgi?action=viewprofile and let me know where it is you found this post. Plagiarism is illegal and I DO actively pursue offenders. Unless copying a Blog Meme, you do not have permission to copy anything appearing on this blog, including words, art, or photos. This will be your only warning. Thank you and have a glorious day! ~ EelKat

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FAQs: Who initiated you? By what authority do you do these things; what laying on of hands gave you this power? What paradigm are you part of? What path do you follow? Who were your teachers? How can I learn to do what you do?

Each of these questions was asked separately by seperate individuals, but I am combining them together as one, because each in essance is the same question, asking the same thing, with different  use of wording:

Who initiated you? By what authority do you do these things; what laying on of hands gave you this power? What paradigm are you part of? What path do you follow? Who were your teachers? How can I learn to do what you do?

Can you see how each question, though differant is also the same?

Let’s look at each question individually, shall we?

Who initiated you? 

Initiated? You suggest that my job has religious connections. You are of the false assumption that to be a magical being requires the permission of a religion. I’m sorry, but I’m not a religon crazed creep like you. I have free will. I don’t answer to no man. No one bosses me around. No one tells me what to do. Initiations, baptismes, and passing down of authority from one person to another, is a stricty religion thing to do, and there ain’t no religion in what I do. Why would I require initiation? I am not the slave of some coven preist. Why would I require initiation? I am not the slave of some church preisthood. I am free, just the way God made me, why would I want to tell God he made me wrong when he made me free? By giving up my freedom to some church, coven, or religion, I turn my back on God. By becoming part of some church, coven, or religion, I tell God he didn’t know what he was doing. By following the leaders of some church, coven, or religion, I tell God he ain’t good enough for me to be my personal Lord Almighty. By joining some church, coven, or religion, I tell God that I believe men have more power and authority than he does. To be initiated into anything is to insult God and bitch slap him right across the face.

By what authority do you do these things; what laying on of hands gave you this power? 

By the authority given to me by the God of Creation. He created me. He made me what I am. No human lay hands on me. No human has the right. No human has the power. Humans are just humans. Any Human who comes to you and says that you can not do a thing, without them first using their authority of laying on of hands to bless you and endow you with power, is nothing more than a power hungry, pompus, self-rightious, delued jackass.

Again, you suggest that my job has religious connections. You are of the false assumption that to be a magical being requires the permission of a religion. I’m sorry, but I’m not a religon crazed creep like you. By what authority, does any man claiming to have a authority, get his authority? Why should I take orders from a man instead of from God? I have free will. I don’t answer to no man. No one bosses me around. No one tells me what to do.

Why would I require initiation? I am not the slave of some coven preist. Why would I require initiation? I am not the slave of some church preisthood. I am free, just the way God made me, why would I want to tell God he made me wrong when he made me free? By giving up my freedom to some church, coven, or religion, I turn my back on God. By becoming part of some church, coven, or religion, I tell God he didn’t know what he was doing. By following the leaders of some church, coven, or religion, I tell God he ain’t good enough for me to be my personal Lord Almighty. By joining some church, coven, or religion, I tell God that I believe men have more power and authority than he does. To be initiated into anything is to insult God and bitch slap him right across the face.

What paradigm are you part of? 

You’ll have to wait while I go, Google that word, because I’ve never heard it before and I have no idea what it means, what you are asking, or what the heck it is you want to know.

Okay, paridigum, seems to be another term for religion and is used in lue of the word religion when talking about magic arts. Various paradigms include: Wicca, Gardenarian Witchcraft, Druidism, Vudon, Alchemy, etc.

No. I’m not part of any group. I don’t belong to a coven, I don’t attend a church, I don’t sit around like a brainless drone being told what to do and when to do it. Again, you suggest that my job has religious connections. You are of the false assumption that to be a magical being requires the permission of a religion. I’m sorry, but I’m not a religious crazed creep like you. I have free will. I don’t answer to no man. No one bosses me around. No one tells me what to do.

What path do you follow?

Again, you suggest that my job has religious connections. You are of the false assumption that to be a magical being requires the permission of a religion. I’m sorry, but I’m not a religon crazed creep like you. I have free will. I don’t answer to no man. No one bosses me around. No one tells me what to do.

I am by race and culture a Scottish Traveller Gypsy, that fact alone means everything I do is done with the help of Faeries. Not cute, fluffy bunny Wicca flower fairies that ain’t nothing but simpering pansies, but real Faeries the Far-Darrigs, the Phookas, Red Caps, Polter Spirits,Leperauchauns,  Nixies, and Banshees…the people of the Mists, the dancers of the Fogs, the dwellers of Twighlight. I am a natural born Hedgewalker with an eye that can see beyond the viel wich seperates or realms and hides the Fae from humans. I practice the magic arts of my people: Hoodoo. I am a Hoodoo Witch Doctor, like my grandmothers before me and their gandmothers before them. I did not learn magic from books or corospondance schools, nor did them whom taught me. And there ain’t no African American folk magic in the Hoodoo I do. I do old Hoodoo, the way it was, when my people taught it to the African slave 300 years ago, the way it was when my people brought it to the Americas from Scotland 400 years ago, the way it was, when my ancestors from to Scotland from Siberia 2000 years ago. That is the path I follow. The path of my people, the path of the Gypsies, the path of the Tinckers, the path of the Scottish Travellers, the path of my ancestors.

Who were your teachers? 

My grandmothers Eva Viola Atwater, Helen Ricker-Allen, their freiend Etiole Swanzen, the family Bible brought here from Scotland many hundreds of years ago, and the Fae.

How can I learn to do what you do?

Join a Gypsy Caravan, marry into a Gypsy Clan, become the apprentice to a Gypsy rootworker.

Much of Gypsy magic and Hoodoo comes from the Bible. Read the Bible. The instructions are all there.  Read it and do what it says. Learn your Bible well, know it inside out. Read it every day, cover to cover, and when you get done, read it again. Never stop reading it. After the 20 or 30 time, you’ll begin to see: the root recipes of Jacob, the incantations of Daniel, the mighty words of Jesus…when at last you see them, use them in your magic.

Old Gypsy magic, which pre-dates the Bible, comes from the realm of Fae. The Spirits of Hoodoo are dangerous beings, wild and violent, whom live among us, every day, unseen, unheard, walking beside us in a dimension which exists on Earth. They do not see us, we do not see them. But there are those among our people and theirs who can see through the Hedge which veils our world, they are known as The Hedgewalkers, people who exists neither here nor there, but walking freely in both worlds, passing through the Hedge at will. Gypsy rootworkers, are chosen as small children, chosen by the elders for their ability to see and communicate with the Fae. Unlike the nonGypsy who quelshes the gift and ridicules the child, accusing them of imaginary friends, the Gypsy encourage the communication between child and Fae. To Hoodoo is to speak one on one to the Sprits of other worlds. The only way you can Hoodoo as an adult, is if you ever Hoodooed as a child. If you ever saw ghosts, spirits, faeries, or had imaginary friends, than you were chosen by the Fae to walk the Hedge, and you can gain your natural born gift backl. Learn about the Fae. Learn everything you can. The most accurate book you could read, is Faeries by Brian Froud, and Passport to Magornia by Jacques Vallee. But remember: respect them, trust them, fear them, for to harness the power of the Fae in your magic, is to unleash the chaotic furry of a hurricane on the heads of all. Fae Magic is dangerous magic, not to be taken lightly. you misuse Fae Magic, you disrespect the Fae, you don’t get a second chance, you die. Tread carefully or don’t tread at all.

Learn to read cards (not Tarot, we Gypsies don’t use Tarot, that’s just a Hollywood myth. Tarot is used by the Romani. Gypsies and Romy are not the same. We Gypsies hate being called Roma, every bit as much as the Romi hate being called Gypsies.)

Learn how to use color magic, not just candles, but everything: ribbons, poppets, the clothes you wear, the place you live in, everything.

Learn divination: pendulum, cards, throwing shells/stones/crystals/bones, spirit boards, crystals.

Learn the plants which grow near you. Learn to dry them, use them, and know what they do.

Learn to pray. Learn to bless. Learn to wash and cleanse (spirit baths).

Remove all impurities from your life: meat, strong drink, smoking, drugs, infidelity, fornication, adultery, sex if not married, if married sex only with your partner – forever, even after they die.

Gypsy Magic and Hoodoo is not a quick and easy path, you can’t learn all you need to know in a year and a day…the only way to learn it is to live it, commit yourself to it. You look to this and expect to find a religion you can join, but there is no religion. It is not a religion, it is a way of life.

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Good morning Starshine! Liked this post? Looking to connect with me online? I love social networks and am on most of them. You can find me on: BloggerEtsyFaceBookGoogle+KeenMySpaceNaNoWriMoProBoardsScript FrenzySpoonflowerSquidooTwitterULC Ministers NetworkWordPress, and Zazzle Feel free to give me a shout any  time. Many blessings to you, may all your silver clouds be lined with rhinestones and sparkle of golden sunshine. Have yourself a great and wonderful glorious day!

~Rev. Wendy C. Allen aka Empress EelKat of Laughing Gnome Hollow

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This post was written by Wendy C Allen aka EelKat, is copyrighted by The Twighlight Manor Press and was posted on Laughing Gnome Hollow’s Traditional Gypsy Magic and Scottish Hoodoo Blog @ http://laughinggnomehollow.blogspot.com and reposted at EK’s Star Log @ http://eelkat.wordpress.com and parts of it may also be seen on http://www.squidoo.com/EelKat and http://laughinggnomehollow.proboards.com If you are reading this from a different location than those listed above, please contact me Wendy C. Allen aka EelKat @ http://laughinggnomehollow.proboards.com/index.cgi?action=viewprofile and let me know where it is you found this post. Plagiarism is illegal and I DO actively pursue offenders. Unless copying a Blog Meme, you do not have permission to copy anything appearing on this blog, including words, art, or photos. This will be your only warning. Thank you and have a glorious day! ~ EelKat

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FAQs: I have allergies. What was used to make the oils, powders, bath salts and other items?

Can you tell me what’s in this product? I have allergies. What was used to make the oils, powders, bath salts and other items?

I’m sorry but I can not tell you the ingredients of these products even if I wanted to, for a very simply and quiet obvious reason actually: I did not make them, so I have no idea what went into them. If you have any concerns about allergies to oils, powders, or baths salts and soap, than do not use these products on your skin and REMEMBER regardless of anything else you use them at your own risk, because as stated many times they are sold as curios, not cures. Besides, you will never hear me telling you to put Hoodoo oils on your skin (even though I hear a lot of stories of people doing it, and even hear of people ingesting them, which just goes to show how stupid they are, because you never, ever, EVER eat a Hoodoo potion ever!). Hoodoo oils are used to bless candles and mojos and gris-gris and doll babies, any other use is not recommended.

Wait, what do you mean you don’t make them? How come?

Nope, I do not make my own oils, powders, soaps, candles, or bath salts. And this will come as no surprise to those who are actually familiar with my work, and know that I do not offer for sale any oils, powders, etc. I provide services as a general rule, and the products I do sell are Voodoo Dolls/Doll Babies, Jack Balls, Mojo Bags, Gris-Gris, Clouties, Honey Jars, Witch Bottles, Spirit Bottles, Mirror Boxes, Icon Paintings, and Sea Curios (shells, pebbles, glass, drift wood, etc, which I collect here on Old Orchard Beach, where I live). You see the trend in the supplies I sell right? They are items made of cloth, wood, and clay – not oils, powders, or herbs.



I am a rootworker not a retailer. I work with clients. I read cards. I read spirit boards. I read pendulums. I read stones. I read shells. I read crystal balls. I do exorcisms and casting out of demons, ghosts, and goblins. I bless and cleanse houses, people, pets, cars, and anything else you want blessed. I remove curses, hexes, and evil eyes. I’m Witch Doctor, Honey, I drive out Witches and undo their work against you. I specialize in Protection, Hot Footing, Uncrossing, Luck Drawing, and Reconciliation spells. I do altar work for clients and I use Voodoo Dolls/Doll Babies, Jack Balls, Mojo Bags, Gris-Gris, Clouties, Honey Jars, Witch Bottles, Spirit Bottles, Mirror Boxes, Icon Paintings, Affirmations, Paper Petitions, and Sea Curios to do it. I use all sorts of oils, powders, and candles in my work, but that don’t mean I have time to make them.


Why do I not offer for sale ritual oils and the like? Because I do not make the. Why? Because it’s not my area of expertise. Spell casting is my strong suit. I’ve been making Hoodoo Dolls since 1978. Dolls are my specialty. Doll spells is the area where I am one of the world’s top experts in. 


But why does my not making my own oils shock you? There is no rule that says I am required to make the supplies I use in my work. And there is no reason to be shocked by this fact either, as it is actually quite a rare phenomena to come across a professional, full time rootworker who makes their own oils and powders. In fact, it is so rare, that virtually every rootworker out there who does do both, is a student of Lucky Mojo. 


Funny that. Lucjy Mojo is a strange sort of school, telling you they are the know all end all of Hoodoo, and yet, very few actual long time pre-Lucky Mojo Hoodoo Rootworkers do ANYTHING Lucky Mojo says we do. Strange really. I mean one one hand it’s good thing, the way Lucky Mojo is teaching new folks about Hoodoo and how to be rootworkers and all, but on the other hand it’s frustrating and infuriating all the new age fairy tale mumbo jumbo Lucky Mojo preaches as actual facts, and even more infuriating when graduate students of Lucky Mojo start spouting off the same silly made up historically inaccurate “facts and rules of Hoodoo” nonsense as though they were the top authority on all things Hoodoo. They talk about how great they are because they studied at the Lucky Mojo school, but than in the same breath they spew nonsense as facts and do nothing but prove how ignorant they are of anything Hoodoo at all. All they have to do is describe what they think Hoodoo is, for you to know they don’t know a thing about Hoodoo. 


Test them, by asking them this simple question: “What is Hoodoo?” If they answer with anything that suggests that Hoodoo is “an African American folk magic” you right off the bat they are only quoting Lucky Mojo bullcrap and haven’t got a clue what Hoodoo is, because Honey, there ain’t no Hoodoo in Africa and there ain’t no Africa in Hoodoo. Do your research Sugardoll, and yoou won’t be wearing that graduate of Lucky Mojo badge so proudly when it hits you you wasted $400 to be spoon feed shovlefulls of lies. I’m sorry, but just because Lucky Mojo told you it was so, doesn’t make it true, in fact, chances are pretty high that if you got the information from Lucky Mojo, there’s probably not an once of truth in it at all. Don’t belive everything Lucky Mojo says, in fact better yet, don’t believe a word Lucky Mojo says. Just because Lucky Mojo told you us rootworkers make our own oils, doesn’t mean they know shit about what we do or do not do.



Hoodoo Witch Doctors and Rootworkers are very community based in their practice, knowing that not everybody is an expert in everything, and that anyone who tries to be an expert in everything, becomes an expert in nothing. That is why traditionally rootworkers don’t do everything, and why they buy their oils from oil makers, and their candles from candle makers, their soaps from soap makers – because they are spell casters and are experts in the art of spell casting, and they focus their time and energy fully to casting said spells. It’s not the rootworker’s job to make the oils and soaps and candles, that job is for people who are experts in those things. Why do you think there are curio shops? Curio shops are not meant to sell oils and powders to the general public, they were meant to sell oils and powders to the spell casters who use the oils and powders to make your doll babies and mojo bags for you. A Hoodoo Root Doctor doesn’t need to know how to make the oils, because it’s not their job to make the oils, it is their job however to know how to use the oils. This is the way Hoodoo had been done for over 600 years, so don’t go letting students of Lucky Mojo tell you otherwise.

If you don’t make your supplies, than where do you get them from?

I’m sorry, but I can not divulge to you who specifically my suppliers are. I can tell you that they are many, and that all of the oils, powders, baths, soaps, washes, etc are hand made by fellow rootworkers, not mass produced. When I say they are many, I mean that I buy some oils from one rootworker, some from another, powders from this rootworker, baths from that rootworker. Many of my supplies come from rootworkers who make oils and such, but do not offer spell casting services, and only offer their supplies up for sale to rootworkers like myself who do spellcasting but do not make the oils and other materials used.

All of my bar soaps come from only one supplier, who hand makes loaves out of goats milk and natural oils. The loafs are hand poured into wooden molds and then hand cut, thus why they have a ragged jagged look to the edges and a rippled wave texture to the top sides of them. The person is a soapmaker, not a rootworker, and does nothing but make lots of these little bars of natural soaps, which I special order from them.

The only exception to this is candles, which may or may not have been handmade or mass produced. Since I do my own candle “fixing” it makes no difference to me or the spell work in question, whether the candles are handmade or not. I choose candles based on the energy vibrations they give off when I touch them. Some candles are bought at local Dollar Stores, some from farmers markets, some online off Etsy or other rootworkers sites. I get candles from all over the place.

Can I ask, do you buy supplies from Lucky Mojo? You mention them often but sometimes I get the impression you don’t like them, other times you seem to think they are wonderful, what gives with that?

Yes, in fact I do. Lucky Mojo, in spite of the bad reputation it’s arrogant students give it’s school, is one of the best suppliers of some of the highest quality Hoodoo supplies out there. The items are semi-mass produced in that they have a whole team of employees making their products, but they are still being handmade in small batches, just lots of them, by lots of people.  Lucky Mojo is doing a huge world of good by attempting to preserve the “lost art” of Hoodoo. Fact is, Hoodoo is a dying art and a lot a young folks these days have no interest in taking it up from their grannies. Traditionally Hoodoo is passed down from grandmother to granddaughter, with it’s secrets closely guarded and fiercely protected. Often information given to interviewers and folklorists (such as Hyatt) is deliberately inaccurate, told to the interview wrong, in order to protect the “family secrets”. That is where Lucky Mojo runs into trouble with it’s school, because nearly everything they teach is based 100% on the HUGELY INACCURATE writings of Hyatt. Inaccurate because #1 the grannies he talked to only gave him half truths to protect their secrets, #2 they could barely speak a word of legible English and much of what Hyatt wrote was hit and miss guessing, and #3 being descendants of the African slaves, not descendants of the Scottish rootworkers, they didn’t know what they were doing to begin with! Granted Hyatt only wrote what he was told, but rootworkers of the 1930s were well known for not telling Hyatt “the truth” leaving out vital bits of information in spell workings, for the intent of not allowing spells cast from Hyatt’s writings, to work, thus preserving the need for people to come to the rootworker. Lucky Mojo however runs on the belief that the writings of Hyatt are “good enough” as they are, and that the spells are usable just as Hyatt wrote them down, when in fact, they are not. Yes, the students of Lucky Mojo get results from using Hyatt’s spells, however, they are not getting the mind blowing amplified results that those old granny rootworkers were famous for. The other problem is, Hyatt in his ignorance, never bothered to do his research about the history of Hoodoo, and how the illiterate non-native-English-speaking African Americans of his hometown came to learn Hoodoo, an art which they barely understood, and were hardly able to speak about properly due their not know how to even speak English in a legable manner. Instead, Hyatt simply assumed that “Oh, they must have brought it with them from Africa, so that’s what I’ll tell people in my book” and left it at that. Had he headed north and interviewed the WHITE Scottish Rootworks of New England and Eastern Canada, he would have learned some vastly different facts about Hoodoo, been given far more accurate spells, and not had to bend over backwards trying to figure out what they were trying to say, seeing as they actual spoke English and knew what the words they were saying ment.

Fact is, Hoodoo is a adjective with means “haunted”, as in Hoodoo Hill, Hoodoo Valley, Hoodoo Mountain, aka Haunted Hill, Haunted Valley, Haunted Mountain. Scotland is full of them, and they where given these names, not hundreds, but thousands of years ago. To Hoodoo, a verb, means to communicate with the spirit world. In the 1400s Scotland was rife with Witch Doctors Hoodooing in order to uncover who was a witch and should be burned at the stake for it. A Hoodoo Dollie is a doll with captures the spirit of a Faerie, Brownie, or other type of Little People to compel them to do work for you, usually to help you determine which house contained a witch in need of burning – dolls were often set fire to and tossed in the house to burn it and the witch inside, while the Faeries stood guard outside and refused to allow the inhabitants out. Gris-Gris were known as Witching Balls, those big glass balls you set out in your garden or hang from your front porch; they were made with spotted swirl colors or mirrored glass in order to confuse, confound, and reverse the curses and hexes of witches. Very little of what folks refer to as “African American folk magic” originated in Africa, in fact the ONLY part of Hoodoo that comes out of African tradition is the use of black cat bones, chicken feet, dove’s blood, and other animal parts. Animals are protected by the Faeries and harming, killing, or offending an animal is to bring down the wrath of the Faeries upon your head, and as such, no one practicing unadulterated Hoodoo would EVER use bones, body parts, or other remains of a dead animal in their work. Killing animals to please the gods is a distinctly African belief system and has no place in actual Hoodoo.

The problem I have with Lucky Mojo’s school is not the fact that they blatantly, willfully, and KNOWINGLY teach misinformation about the history of Hoodoo and falsely promote Hoodoo as an African American folk magic, but rather the students of Lucky Mojo themselves, who are so idiotic stupid that they haven’t got enough brains to do any REAL research and find out that what they are being told by Lucky Mojo is nothing but a load of hooey meant as a marketing scheme to promote scaring students into buying Lucky Mojo products! Students come out of Lucky Mojo, quoting marketing gimmick crap as though it was hard fact! Their conversations become rife with misunderstanding and it is becoming clearer and clearer that these people are just repeating the misinformation they are getting from websites owned by Lucky Mojo. They can’t get it through their heads that Lucky Mojo is a store, whose owners will do, say, write, and teach ANYTHING true or false, that will help to boost the sale of their products! The school is a marketing scam, which forces students to buy $400 in Lucky Mojo products prior to becoming a student and another $1,000 or so in Lucky Mojo brand products to stay a student while taking the online classes. To remain a student in good standing (and keep their certification status) they must continue to purchase no less than 4 $100 orders from Lucky Mojo every year for the rest of their life, AND pay Lucky Mojo $100 a year to remain on it’s list of “recommended” rootworkers, at Association of Independent Readers and Rootworkers, an organization which, oh look, is owned by Lucky Mojo and only accepts members who have graduated from it’s school. But let’s not end there, of the 300+ websites online about the history of Hoodoo, how many do you think are owned by Lucky Mojo and are nothing more than great big giant advertisements for their products? EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM!

Lucky Mojo is run by a marketing guru and advertising specilist who knows how to do and say WHATEVER IT TAKES to make a sale, including to make up fake histories which falsely state that Hoodoo is an African American folk magic, complete with made up false histories to “prove” their lies.  But as I said, the problem here is not Lucky Mojo or it’s massive marketing scem full of historical decit and lies, because let’s face it, lying to the public to trick them into buying goods, is what every single add campaign is all about: just look at cigerrett ads if you want proof of that! No, the problem is the idiots who can’t tell the differance between historical evidance and a damn good fake history created by a marketing team to convinse you to buy their product! Lucky Mojo is no different from any other coorperation out there looking to make a buck off the suckers of the world. It’s these modern day new age neo-pagan so-called rootworkers who are running around requoting everything Lucky Mojo says as though it was fact, that are the problem. “What is Hoodoo? Oh, well, Hoodoo is an African American folk magic….blah, blah, blah…and I know this to be true because cat of Lucky Mojo told me it was.” Yep. Go get yourself a kick up side the head and when you got the shit out of your head, go buy yourself a brain, put it in your head, and than try using it, you know to think, and research, and learn the truth and the facts about what Hoodoo REALLY is and how different REAL Hoodoo is from the bull crap cat wants you to believe. You can’t blame cat for trying to sell her product, she just doing what all curio shop owners do: telling a tall tale to make you want to buy her goods. Heck they don’t call curio shop owners “snake oil peddlers” for nothing you know! cat is only doing what every other snake oil peddler before her has ever done. The problem is that people attending her school and reading her website can’t tell the difference between a load of made up hooey and actual facts, and they are now building masses of websites and blogs which do nothing but spew out Lucky Mojo’s marketing lies as fact!

So, to answer your question, yes I do buy and use Lucky Mojo products, no I’ve got no problem with Lucky Mojo or cat or her questionable marketing methods, yes, I do have huge issues with folks who are so idiotic that they read cat’s words and assume she has the slightest idea what the heck she is talking about. I am just so fed up with the self righteous arrogant think they know it all students that come out of the Lucky Mojo Correspondence School, who a running around spreading a pack of lies about Hoodoo claiming it is an African American folk magic, when there ain’t nothin African American about Hoodoo, and there never was.

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FAQs: How long until I see results? (from your spells, rootwork, ect)

How long until I see results? (from your spells, rootwork, ect)

There is a saying amoung rootworkers which goes:

“If a work is going to be successful you will see signs within 3 days, movement within 3 weeks, with your final result within 3 months.”

It seems to be a phrase growing in popularity, as I’ve seen more and more rootworkers saying it of late. I do wonder where they got this from, however, as Hoodoo typically AVOIDS doing things in 3s, and to thus to use 3 sets of 3 to describe Hoodoo outcomes is a bit odd. The number 3 if very Wicca (Tripple Goddess, Power of Three, ect). In Hoodoo 3s are typically seen as a bad omen and are to be avoided, except when doing negative work. In my experiance things work in 7s, 9s, 13s, and 458s, with 9 being the typical expectation. In magic any number times itself cancels out itself, thus the reason Hoodoo works in 9s, because 9 is the square of 3, in other words, 3 times 3 is 9 and 3 times itself not only cancels out the bad/negative energy of 3, but empowers it as one of the most powerful of all numbers 9. In other words the saying above SHOULD read as follows:

“If a work is going to be successful you will see signs within 9 days, movement within 9 weeks, with your final result within 9 months.”

This is the way I have always heard the phrase, and I have only ever encountered the “3″ version being quoted by students of Lucky Mojo. I am thus assuming that this, doing things by 3s, is yet another misconstrued misinformation being touted as fact by the owners of Lucky Mojo. I find it so odd, that Lucky Mojo has done such great work in getting info out there and spreading the word about Hoodoo, yet has been so careless so often, and spews out more misinformation than actual fact and more fairy tales than actual history.

Why would the numbers have been changed from their original and traditional 9, to the modern 3?

One, this is clearly a change that was brought into Hoodoo by someone who previosly practiced Wicca and was unaware that anything done in 3s is bad and bound for failure, when used in Hoodoo. Wiccan magic and Hoodoo magic should never be used together, because they are opposites and cancel each other out, thus making any spell combining the two, to be null and void. Why, you ask? Because Wicca is Witchcraft a Pagan tradition, and Hoodoo is a Witch Doctoring (the driving out of Witches) a Christian tradition. Hoodoo as a magic art was created in the 1400s with one purpose in mind: to confuse, confound, erase, obliterate, reverse, and drive out all witches and witchcraft out of Scotland. This is why Witchcraft focuses in casting curses and hexes, while Hoodoo focusing in reversing curses and hexes and hotting footing the witches out of town. And this is why no TRUE Hoodoo Witch Doctor will ever been seen or heard to be using spells to the tune of 3, nor recommending results in 3 days, 3 weeks, 3 months, or 3 years. The Hoodoo view of Witches (and Wiccans) is that Witches are evil, witches must be cast out, and all things sacred to witches must be worked against, with 3 being on the top of the list, because 3 is the sacred number of Witches. No true Hoodoo Witch Doctor would ever promote, use, or make any claims using the number 3, and this is a sure fire way to tell if you are dealing with a real Rootworker or a tuttie-fruitie-wannabe that hasn’t a clue what they are doing. Likewise, no Hoodoo rootworker will ever use Goddesses or any Pagan, Buddhist, Hindu, or other non-Christian deity in their work. True Hoodoo Rootworking Witch Doctor, do ALL of their work in the name of Jesus, always for the betterment of God and Church, usually with the help of Saints and armies of angels, nearly always with the Virgin Mary overlooking the work and ALWAYS with a Bible in hand and another Bible on their altar. Beware of any Rootworking using Pagan and or non-Christian deities, for they are NOT working Hoodoo no matter how much they tell you they are!

Two, this trend is seen elsewhere as well, for example 9-day candle spells are becoming rare, and new fangaled 3-day candle spells are cropping up, while 9-day bath rituals are now near non-existant, replaced by 3-day bath rituals instead. I asked a few of these rootworkers, why they stopped carrying 9-day products and began carrying 3-day products instead, and their answer was: the economy. What I had failed to notice was that there was no price change: a small 3-day candle was selling for the same price they had previously sold a large 9-day candle for, and the same held true for the bath salts. As it turns out, they had been forced to increase their prices, due to an increase in cost of supplies, but this resulted in a massive decrease in sales. So, to keep their customers coming back, they reverted back to the original prices, but now at 1/3 the size of the original product. While costumers where quick to notice the price increase, few noticed the fact that they were getting a 2/3 less product. And so, 3-day products began replacing 9-day products for reasons that had no spiritual or magical connections whatsoever. Again, you would not see these sort of changes being made by a real Hoodoo Rootworker. If you see rootworkers making these sort of changes you can be 100% sure of one thing: they are only in it for the money. As long as you pay them, they don’t care about anything else. These are the same rootworkers who will do each ritual spell once, take a photo of it, than send the exact same photo to each client, while lying and telling the client they are receiving custom work, when in fact no work was done on their behalf at all! Beware of these money making Hoodoo mills. Look at what they are putting the most effort in promoting and you can usually tell: are they telling you to buy oils and powders on every page of their website, yet only mention they offer one on one rootwork in the bottom corner of one page you can’t even find? Yeah, rootworkers sell oils and powders as a side business, sure, but they are rootworkers first, and you won’t have to be asking: “Does this person do spellwork too or are they just reading cards and selling oils?”

Well, by tradition, the spell should start producing small results on the day the candle goes out: day #9. And for some reason, by changing the candles from 9-day to 3-day, these rootworkers assumed that changes the results from 9 days to 3 days as well. This logic is purly idiotic. 1/3 of a spell is going to equal 1/3 of the results, and 3 times the time til results show, not 3 times fewer! By cutting the spell by 2/3s, you have made it 2/3s slower, meaning it’ll now take15 days, 15 weeks, and 15 months to see results. In any case, I have never personally seen results (either from my work or from other rootworkers work) which came about to the tune of: “If a work is going to be successful you will see signs within 3 days, movement within 3 weeks, with your final result within 3 months”, and it apears to only be students of Lucky Mojo who say they get results in 3s.”

Anyways, getting back to actually answering your question. It is difficult to say when you will see results. Results will vary greatly, from case to case, because there are a great deal of factors effecting each case. How much faith you have that the spell well work, has a huge effect on it. Protection and reversal spells tend to work faster than love and reconsiliation spells. Spells involving just the client tend to go faster than spells involving the client and another person, and the more people you add, the more time it takes. On the other hand, when two or more clients are working together (for example a couple hoping to get pregnent) the spell will often see results faster, because the faith of two people are empowering it. But to give an exact time, or even a garuntee that the spell will work 100% in a certain amount of days, is foolish folly and no real rootworker would ever give you an answer telling an exact date or ammount of days. In my own experiance I have found that in most cases one of the following formulars hold true:

“If a work is going to be successful you will see signs within 7 days, movement within 7 weeks, with your final result within 7 months.”

“If a work is going to be successful you will see signs within 9 days, movement within 9 weeks, with your final result within 9 months.”

“If a work is going to be successful you will see signs within 13 days, movement within 13 weeks, with your final result within 13 months.”

“If a work is going to be successful you will see signs within 45.8 days, movement within 45.8  weeks, with your final result within 45.8 months. (That’s a little under 4 years)”

What this tells the client (and you) is that spell work is not instant, nor is it fast. It can be, but it often isn’t. Spells that give “instant results” are very powerful, but short lived. In other words a 3-day Follow Me Boy candle spell will likely get him to call you in 3 days, however, he still won’t love you and in a week or so, he’ll be gone once again. With spells like this you will find yourself having to redo the spell every few weeks, in order to keep him for good. Whereas a full blown Reconcilliation 30-Day Ritual Spells will often take 45.8 days before any hint of a sign shows up, and 45.8 months (4 years) to reach it’s full potential and have him back at your side, but he’ll be staying with you for good, he won’t be leaving again in a few days. Once the spell is done, it’s done, it will have brought him back for good and you won’t need to keep reaching for quick fix instant spells every week or so, because you won’t need another spell at all. Remember: slow and steady wins the race and patiance is a virtue.

What this all means is that the spells I do, take longer to manifest, but have longer lasting and more solid results, and are not quick fixes that work tonight and fizzle tomorrow. While the chaotic panic energy of an “instant” spell are very powerful, they are also short lived and are best reserved for crisis situations and therefor should be used only with protection and reversal spells, in conjunction with a more permenent but longer the see results Ring of Thorns 30-Day Ritual Protection Spell which has a deeper, longer lasting effect.

In short, the answer is every spell is different and ever case is different, and every client is different and therefor every result of every spell is likewise going to be different.

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Good morning Starshine! Liked this post? Looking to connect with me online? I love social networks and am on most of them. You can find me on: BloggerEtsyFaceBookGoogle+KeenMySpaceNaNoWriMoProBoardsScript FrenzySpoonflowerSquidooTwitterULC Ministers NetworkWordPress, and Zazzle Feel free to give me a shout any  time. Many blessings to you, may all your silver clouds be lined with rhinestones and sparkle of golden sunshine. Have yourself a great and wonderful glorious day!

~Rev. Wendy C. Allen aka Empress EelKat of Laughing Gnome Hollow

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This post was written by Wendy C Allen aka EelKat, is copyrighted by The Twighlight Manor Press and was posted on Laughing Gnome Hollow’s Traditional Gypsy Magic and Scottish Hoodoo Blog @ http://laughinggnomehollow.blogspot.com and reposted at EK’s Star Log @ http://eelkat.wordpress.com and parts of it may also be seen on http://www.squidoo.com/EelKat and http://laughinggnomehollow.proboards.com If you are reading this from a different location than those listed above, please contact me Wendy C. Allen aka EelKat @ http://laughinggnomehollow.proboards.com/index.cgi?action=viewprofile and let me know where it is you found this post. Plagiarism is illegal and I DO actively pursue offenders. Unless copying a Blog Meme, you do not have permission to copy anything appearing on this blog, including words, art, or photos. This will be your only warning. Thank you and have a glorious day! ~ EelKat

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FAQs: Fortunes, Tarot, Astrology, and Horoscopes

Here is a list of short questions and my short answers to them. Seeing as none of them are very long and each of them is related, I’ll put them all here in one post.

Can I have a free tarot reading?

No, you can not. And for a very simple reason too: I don’t read Tarot cards! I mean even if I did give out free readings (which I don’t), I still couldn’t give you a Tarot reading. Tarot is an art which I have never learned and quicte frankly, have no desire to learn. It doesn’t interest me in the slightest.

I’m sorry, but I don’t understand why people keep asking me to give them free taort readings. I don’t advertise anywhere, any thing to do with Tarot, so by what logic do you come to me with this question?

Okay, so that’s one reason why you can’t have a free Tarot reading from me, but let’s look at the other reason as well. Okay, let’s assume you misspoke, let’s assume you don’t know the difference between a card reading, a Tarot reading, an Oracle reading, an intuative reading and a psychic reading. Let’s assume for the moment that just just call any type of reading regardless of what it is a Tarot reading. Okay, so, beyond proving you are an idiot, what else does it prove? That you are greedy, self centered, arrogant, sly, sneaky, looking to squeeze between the cracks, and don’t give a damn about the health, safety and well being of any one other than yourself. How do I come to this conclusion? Simple: giving readings is what I do for a living, it is how I pay the bills and buy food to eat. By refusing to pay for services rendered you are saying that I am not worth a piece of shit to you, and do not deserve to eat the meal your money will buy. To hell with me, to hell with my family, to hell with my health, who cares if we starve to death so long as you get your free reading done, right? Heck, while you’re at it, why don’t you tell WalMart you aren’t paper for toilet parer any more, or how about telling McDonald’s you don’t feel like paying for that BigMac you just ordered.

*SHEESH*

Yeah, you know what? Get lost. I don’t need self rightious clients like you. Go find some other reader to scam. Yes, you heard me, you are nothing but a two bit scam artist looking to get something for nothing. Everybody bitches and moans about scam psychics, but heck there are ten times as many scam clients as there are scam psychics, why don’t more folks bitch about them?

What do you see in my future?

I’ve said it a million times before and I’ll say it again: I am not a furtune teller, I do not predict the future. Sorry, but that is not what I do.

What is my lucky star?

I have absolutly no idea. What’s more: I don’t know what a lucky star even is, or how in the heck you’d go about finding one. Stars are just stars. A big ball of fire, surrounded by little lumps of rocks inhabited by creatures like us.



I know you don’t offer this service, but could you give me an astrology reading anyways?

Well, if I don’t offer the service, than why the heck are you asking? If I don’t offer a service, it’s because of the fact that it is something I probably don’t do, and I probably don’t do it, because I probably have no idea how to do it, if in fact I even knew what the heck it was in the first place. Forgive me if I seem rude, but where in your idiotic brain do you come to the logic I can do something which is not a service I offer? For crying out loud! Just because I work with one type of magic art doesn’t mean I have the slightests idea how to do any of the others! Only thing I know about astrology is that I am a Leo and my birthstone is a peridot, but how or why that is, I’ve not a clue. I couldn’t even tell you what the names of the other astrology signs are let alone what dates coralate to those names.

I met this new guy last week and I thing he’s the one, but I’d like to find out if our horoscopes are compatable what can you tell me about his birthday compared to mine?

Horoscope is just another word for astrology. Nope. Sorry, I haven’t the faintest idea how to do that sort of stuff. I’ve never studied it and ain’t got no plans to either.

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Good morning Starshine! Liked this post? Looking to connect with me online? I love social networks and am on most of them. You can find me on: BloggerEtsyFaceBookGoogle+KeenMySpaceNaNoWriMoProBoardsScript FrenzySpoonflowerSquidooTwitterULC Ministers NetworkWordPress, and Zazzle Feel free to give me a shout any  time. Many blessings to you, may all your silver clouds be lined with rhinestones and sparkle of golden sunshine. Have yourself a great and wonderful glorious day!

~Rev. Wendy C. Allen aka Empress EelKat of Laughing Gnome Hollow

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This post was written by Wendy C Allen aka EelKat, is copyrighted by The Twighlight Manor Press and was posted on Laughing Gnome Hollow’s Traditional Gypsy Magic and Scottish Hoodoo Blog @ http://laughinggnomehollow.blogspot.com and reposted at EK’s Star Log @ http://eelkat.wordpress.com and parts of it may also be seen on http://www.squidoo.com/EelKat and http://laughinggnomehollow.proboards.com If you are reading this from a different location than those listed above, please contact me Wendy C. Allen aka EelKat @ http://laughinggnomehollow.proboards.com/index.cgi?action=viewprofile and let me know where it is you found this post. Plagiarism is illegal and I DO actively pursue offenders. Unless copying a Blog Meme, you do not have permission to copy anything appearing on this blog, including words, art, or photos. This will be your only warning. Thank you and have a glorious day! ~ EelKat

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FAQs: Do you have any Meditation Tips & Techniques?

I want to take up meditation. Do you have any Meditation Tips & Techniques you can share with me?

There are thousands of meditation methods and styles and I am afraid I am not well versed in any of them and really know very little about so-called “Meditation Tips & Techniques”. I have never studied meditation on any level, so my advice on meditation is purely my own methods and not connected with any formal style or tradition and may or may not be what others do or recommend. That said, I will tell you what it is that I do and you can decide what to do from there.

First I like to choose a time when I know I will not be disturbed for several hours. My meditation sessions last from a few minutes to 7 or 8 hours. Generally I feel the longer the better, and if I do a meditation session less than an hour long it is generally because I was disturbed by someone. My life is such that I can usually take 2 to 4 hours a day for a meditation session 4 or 5 days a week.

Next set aside a regular time of day so that you can get into the habit of meditating at the same time each day. I personally find it best to meditate in the late afternoon or early evening, depending on the time of year. In the winter it gets dark by 3PM while in the summer it does not start getting dark until 9PM, so I set my meditation time by where the sun is in the sky, not by where the dail is on a clock. For me this means that most meditation sessions start about 4 or 5 hours before sunset. (And I use the setting sun as part of my meditating.)

I choose the place, depending on the weather. (I am homeless and having no house means where I am outside is dependent largely on how cold, hot, wet, dry, or windy the day may be.) I own a small plot of land (about 60 feet by 50 feet) on which sits my meditation garden. The land is surrounded by swamp and forest both of which are owned by one of Maine’s largest RV park campgrounds, meaning there are acres of nothing but forest and trails all around me, and I have permission from the owner to use the parks land for my meditating and hiking. In my garden runs a brook, which stretches back for miles into the forest and feeds the Atlantic Ocean which sits on the opposite side of my garden. My places of choose for meditating are along this brook, on the shore of the ocean, at the edge of the swamp, or deep within the forest on the higher banks of the brook. In any case water, running water, flowing brook, or crashing waves, water is my “trigger” for getting into deep meditation. Listening to the water and the birds and the wind in the trees or dune grass, these are the sounds which help to clear my mind and empty it of all the stresses of the day so that I can relax and meditate.

Next I find a place to sit: a soft patch of moss, a tree stump, the sand, whatever, some place comfortable, where I can sit on my bum with my legs crossed, feet over my thighs and can just sit for several hours with my eyes closed and breathing in the fresh salty pine air.

Once settled in my spot, eyes closed, legs crossed, back straight. I take out a pen and paper and write down my daily mantra 15 times, to get it into my brain in a rhythm, than once it is flowing in my head, I close my eyes again and let it float through my mind until it reaches the point that it just disappears and my mind is empty of all thoughts and fears and worries.

A few of the things I have written down and meditated on where:

“I can relax, everything is okay. I can let go of worries. I can let go of fears. I give them to the Universe. I remove them from my life. I don’t need them. I don’t want them….I am the silver violet flame.”

“I believe without a doubt that I will have every thing I want and need from life. I am the silver violent flame.”

“I believe without a doubt that I am happy and have a wonderful life to look forward to. I am the silver violent flame.”

“I believe without a doubt that I will be guided to the right situation at the right time. I am the silver violet flame.”

“I believe without a doubt that every day in every way I am getting better and better. Life if good. I am the silver violent flame.”

“I have everything I need to achieve my goals. I am the silver violet flame.”

“I accept that my prayers have already been answered. I believe that everything will work out for the best. I am the silver violet flame.”

So, you get the idea of my mantras, right?

I also like to use the following poem as a meditation mantra:

God sees me as a beautiful child of life.

God sees me as a beautiful soul.

God sees me as a divine light for the world to see.

God sees me as a purposeful and powerful person.

God sees me as a strong and courageous person.

God sees me as an intelligent person.

God sees me as love in motion.

God sees love.

God sees good.

God sees joy.

God sees peace.

Today I see myself as God sees me.

(“God Sees Me” by Iyanla Vanzant)

But yeah, that’s pretty much it. Just find a spot where you can sit and relax for several hours and than just sit and relax and empty your mind. More information on my meditation sessions can be found here: http://laughing-gnome-hollow.webs.com/themeditationgarden.htm

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Good morning Starshine! Liked this post? Looking to connect with me online? I love social networks and am on most of them. You can find me on: BloggerEtsyFaceBookGoogle+KeenMySpaceNaNoWriMoProBoardsScript FrenzySpoonflowerSquidooTwitterULC Ministers NetworkWordPress, and Zazzle Feel free to give me a shout any  time. Many blessings to you, may all your silver clouds be lined with rhinestones and sparkle of golden sunshine. Have yourself a great and wonderful glorious day!

~Rev. Wendy C. Allen aka Empress EelKat of Laughing Gnome Hollow

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This post was written by Wendy C Allen aka EelKat, is copyrighted by The Twighlight Manor Press and was posted on Laughing Gnome Hollow’s Traditional Gypsy Magic and Scottish Hoodoo Blog @ http://laughinggnomehollow.blogspot.com and reposted at EK’s Star Log @ http://eelkat.wordpress.com and parts of it may also be seen on http://www.squidoo.com/EelKat and http://laughinggnomehollow.proboards.com If you are reading this from a different location than those listed above, please contact me Wendy C. Allen aka EelKat @ http://laughinggnomehollow.proboards.com/index.cgi?action=viewprofile and let me know where it is you found this post. Plagiarism is illegal and I DO actively pursue offenders. Unless copying a Blog Meme, you do not have permission to copy anything appearing on this blog, including words, art, or photos. This will be your only warning. Thank you and have a glorious day! ~ EelKat

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FAQs: Why do you use glitter on – everything? Is there a reason behind it? Is it a preference thing? Should I be doing this in my own work?

Why do you use glitter on – everything? Is there a reason behind it? Is it a preference thing? Should I be doing this in my own work?

I put glitter on my candles, my poppet dolls, my saint icons, my mojo bags, my gris-gris, and you ask if you should do it to. Well, let’s see…

I painted my Volvo with glue, sprinkled countless jars of glitter on it, than covered every inch of it with rhinestones.

I wear sequined ball gowns, capes, and rhinestone trimmed mink coats – every day – all day, even when tilling the garden, shoveling manura, or shoveling snow.

The walls of my motorhome are papered with foam glitter sheets, and my curtains and bedding are made out of tinsle fur fabrics.

My Bible was dipped in glue and rolled in a bowl of glitter.

I take shaker jars of glitter dust and dust it in my hair every morning when I get up.

I take those same jars of glitter and dump them in my bath water.

To put it bluntly, yes, I do put glitter on everything, you just were not aware of how much everything, the word everything really ment when you said it. Why? I like glitter. Plain and simple. Glitter makes me happy. I see glitter, I think happy thoughts. Glitter is fun. Glitter says life is good, heck, life isn’t just good, life is great! So yeah, I put glitter on everything, including spell work I do for you. You want to put glitter on your stuff? Great, you do that. But only do it if you want to, don’t do it because you feel you have to or because you think you should just because someone else does.

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Good morning Starshine! Liked this post? Looking to connect with me online? I love social networks and am on most of them. You can find me on: BloggerEtsyFaceBookGoogle+KeenMySpaceNaNoWriMoProBoardsScript FrenzySpoonflowerSquidooTwitterULC Ministers NetworkWordPress, and Zazzle Feel free to give me a shout any  time. Many blessings to you, may all your silver clouds be lined with rhinestones and sparkle of golden sunshine. Have yourself a great and wonderful glorious day!

~Rev. Wendy C. Allen aka Empress EelKat of Laughing Gnome Hollow

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This post was written by Wendy C Allen aka EelKat, is copyrighted by The Twighlight Manor Press and was posted on Laughing Gnome Hollow’s Traditional Gypsy Magic and Scottish Hoodoo Blog @ http://laughinggnomehollow.blogspot.com and reposted at EK’s Star Log @ http://eelkat.wordpress.com and parts of it may also be seen on http://www.squidoo.com/EelKat and http://laughinggnomehollow.proboards.com If you are reading this from a different location than those listed above, please contact me Wendy C. Allen aka EelKat @ http://laughinggnomehollow.proboards.com/index.cgi?action=viewprofile and let me know where it is you found this post. Plagiarism is illegal and I DO actively pursue offenders. Unless copying a Blog Meme, you do not have permission to copy anything appearing on this blog, including words, art, or photos. This will be your only warning. Thank you and have a glorious day! ~ EelKat

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FAQs: Do your magic and hoodoo items come with instructions?

Do your magic and hoodoo items come with instructions? 

Some of them do. some of them don’t. It depends on the item in question. As a general rule the following aplies:

General supplies (roots, shells, oils, powders, ect) do not come with instructions.

Crafted general purpose items (dolls, mojo bags, gris-gris balls, etc) come with basic minimal one paragraph instructions to the tune of: “This red doll can be used as part of love, revenge, hot footing, or luck drawing spells. To use, cut a slit in the back of the doll, pull out a bit of the stuffing, place your chosen herbs, roots, charms, curios, photos, petition papers, and personal concerns inside the doll. Stitch up the hole. Empower the doll as your spell directs, this may include dressing with oils, dusting with powders, smoking, smudging, or sprinkling the doll with holy water. Use the doll as directed in your spell, this may includ placing it in a box, on an altar, tossing it into a river, burying it in a graveyard or at a crossroads, sticking it with pins, nailing it to a coffin, placing it under your bed, or doing any of a number of other various things.”

Crafted specific purpose items (Ezurli Love Doll, Love Drawing mojo bag, Shut the Fuck up gris-gris, etc) come with a “sample spell” to show one example of how you COULD use it. These are not considered hard and fast rules of use, but rather an example of one of the MANY ways you might want to use this item.

Spell Kits come with specific instructions for a “sample spell” to show one example of how you COULD use it, or rather how I would use this items contained in the kit were I doing the spellwork. These are not considered hard and fast rules of use, but rather an example of one of the MANY ways you might want to use this kit. Many people will want to use the spell kit with the spell included, and that’s fine. It’s also fine if you want to use it with a spell you already have, or to change, add, or remove parts of the spell which do not apply to your case. Again, this is fine. Remember a spell that work good, works even better when you change it to make it your own.

Custom items (dolls, bags, kits, ect.) created specifically for your case, include all the instructions needed to use said item in the manner which I would most recommend.

Custom spells cast by me on your behalf are always done two-fold under the beliefe that when two or more are gathered together, the results are much stronger. In other words, while I am doing the rootwork and spell casting on my end, you will also be doing your own spell casting on your end (lighting candles, dusting doorways, spiritial baths, etc. depending on the case in question). You will recieve specific instructions at the time of your consultation.

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Good morning Starshine! Liked this post? Looking to connect with me online? I love social networks and am on most of them. You can find me on: BloggerEtsyFaceBookGoogle+KeenMySpaceNaNoWriMoProBoardsScript FrenzySpoonflowerSquidooTwitterULC Ministers NetworkWordPress, and Zazzle Feel free to give me a shout any  time. Many blessings to you, may all your silver clouds be lined with rhinestones and sparkle of golden sunshine. Have yourself a great and wonderful glorious day!

~Rev. Wendy C. Allen aka Empress EelKat of Laughing Gnome Hollow

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This post was written by Wendy C Allen aka EelKat, is copyrighted by The Twighlight Manor Press and was posted on Laughing Gnome Hollow’s Traditional Gypsy Magic and Scottish Hoodoo Blog @ http://laughinggnomehollow.blogspot.com and reposted at EK’s Star Log @ http://eelkat.wordpress.com and parts of it may also be seen on http://www.squidoo.com/EelKat and http://laughinggnomehollow.proboards.com If you are reading this from a different location than those listed above, please contact me Wendy C. Allen aka EelKat @ http://laughinggnomehollow.proboards.com/index.cgi?action=viewprofile and let me know where it is you found this post. Plagiarism is illegal and I DO actively pursue offenders. Unless copying a Blog Meme, you do not have permission to copy anything appearing on this blog, including words, art, or photos. This will be your only warning. Thank you and have a glorious day! ~ EelKat

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Going through the piles of questions – answers coming soon….

I have 2 weeks off from college so I figured I might as well work on this huge back log of questions needing answering.. I’ve sorted through the messages, comments, and emails you’ve all sent me over the past few years (I’m sorry, but 20,000+ questions do take several years to sift through and I’m no where’s near done yet, so if I haven’t yet answered your question, it’s because I just have not gotten that far into the pile of questions yet.)

Anyways, I’ve sifted out several of the RV related questions, and found 812 of them to answer, so that’s what I’ll be doing this week, unless something else comes up.

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Good morning Starshine! Liked this post? Looking to connect with me online? I love social networks and am on most of them. You can find me on: BloggerEtsyFaceBookGoogle+KeenMySpaceNaNoWriMoProBoardsScript FrenzySpoonflowerSquidooTwitterULC Ministers NetworkWordPress, and Zazzle Feel free to give me a shout any  time. Many blessings to you, may all your silver clouds be lined with rhinestones and sparkle of golden sunshine. Have yourself a great and wonderful glorious day!

~Rev. Wendy C. Allen aka Empress EelKat of Laughing Gnome Hollow

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This post was written by Wendy C Allen aka EelKat, is copyrighted by The Twighlight Manor Press and was posted on Houseless Living @ http://houselessliving.blogspot.com and reposted at EK’s Star Log @ http://eelkat.wordpress.com and parts of it may also be seen on http://www.squidoo.com/EelKat and http://laughinggnomehollow.proboards.com If you are reading this from a different location than those listed above, please contact me Wendy C. Allen aka EelKat @ http://laughinggnomehollow.proboards.com/index.cgi?action=viewprofile and let me know where it is you found this post. Plagiarism is illegal and I DO actively pursue offenders. Unless copying a Blog Meme, you do not have permission to copy anything appearing on this blog, including words, art, or photos. This will be your only warning. Thank you and have a glorious day! ~ EelKat

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Answers To Your FullTime RV Living Questions: Where is your legal residence? If you travel fulltime, where do you renew your drivers license and what state to you file taxes in? Do you still need to own property somewhere to be a resident?

Where is your legal residence? If you travel fulltime, where do you renew your drivers license and what state to you file taxes in? Do you still need to own property somewhere to be a resident?

You’ve got several questions rolled in one here, let’s answer each separately, okay?

Where is your legal residence? 

Maine.

Why? Easy. I like Maine. I was born in Maine, raised in Maine, no plans to ever leave Maine. When I do travel (which is rare) I travel with-in Maine, sometimes New Hampshire, a few times Vermont, but mostly just Maine. I’ve been in every town in Maine at one time or another, but I stick to the coast pretty much 24/7, I’m on the beach almost every day, jogging hip deep in the waves 3 hours a day, and for the most part I stay in one place months at a time.

I didn’t become a full-timer to travel. I initially did not become a fulltimer by choice. The lifestyle was thrown on me when a flood took everything I owned, including my house. (Remember what I said about me liking to live on the coast, well, my front door was practically in the ocean.) I was homeless for 5 years, spent that time with the goal of getting back into a house. But than one day that goal just melted away.

I lost everything to a flood. Was quite happy living in a house, had no plans to stop doing so, (well, happy enough, I didn’t really like the tiny 700 square foot house, it was the location I loved) but  than one day there was no house. Lots of water. Lots of rubble. Lots of mud. But no house. I lived in a “home made tent” (a 8×6 tarp thrown over a woodpile) for the next few years. Eventually got a car and lived in that instead, while still also living under the tarp-tent-thing. The whole 5 years I was working towards getting back in a house. Than, after 5 years of “homelessness”, I moved into an apartment, and HATED being indoors. OMG! I had spent those 5 years with one goal: to get back inside a house, only to reach that goal and realize, I really, really, really HATED living indoors! So it was back to the land (which I still owned, but still had no house on it, where the tent-thing still stands to this very day) to try to figure out what to do next.

In my 5 years of “homelessness” I had learned to love living without a house. I had boondocked the whole time: no electricity, no running water, no toilet, pretty much it was like a 5 year camp out – a cold blizzards filled camp out, but a camp out none the less. I learned to love cooking over a campfire. I learned to get up with the sun and sleep under the stars. I got used to my radio station being the ocean waves and the screaming seagulls and the singing songbirds. I had even learned to love living without electricity, without running water, and without a toilet! I couldn’t believe it – I got back into a house and I could not adjust to HAVING these things! All I wanted to do was escape the indoors and rush back outside to be out in nature.  I even got use to dealing with thunderstorms, hurricanes, and blizzards with only a 8×6 tarp for protection! Weird, I know, but that’s what happened. The whole time I was wanting to get back in a house, but I got so used to living off the land, that when I did get back in a house, I couldn’t fathom going back to house living which now feels like a confining prison to me. I had never lived a normal life, and my house lost to a flood, was a 700 square foot 1 bedroom summer cabin, which I had rarely spent much time in to begin with seeing how I was always too busy being outdoors. I basically only slept in the thing. I think I only really lived in a house to begin with, because I felt it was the thing “normal” people did and I was “supposed” to do it. Going into an apartment, showed me just how much I REALLY detested being indoors.

Logic told me I needed a house of some sort, at least to have a dry/warm place to sleep during Maine’s endless rain and snow seasons. And than it hit me: what I needed was a motorhome! It allows me to have a warm dry place during rain and snow and still have the option to live at one with nature. The other advantage of a motorhome is, when the next hurricane, nor`easter, blizzard, or thunderstorm comes ripping up the coast (and one or the other arrives every month of the year) it’s a simple matter of starting the engine and driving my home inland to sit out the storm, than drive back to the ocean once the storm passes. No more worries of floods taking out the house! LOL!

And so I became a fulltimer/boondocker, with no goal of ever traveling at all. Now granted my fulltiming is not the norm, most fulltimers, got their motorhome with a goal of traveling, me, I’m content to stay in one spot most of the time, I don’t move around to much. I don’t particularly NEED a house, it’s just me and my cats, and there’s plenty of room for us in a motorhome. A House has all sorts of expenses, that a motorhome doesn’t have. And with a motorhome, I don’t have to stay just on one beach all the time, I can go from one beach to the next and take my “house” with me. Living in a motorhome just plain made more sense to me, than living in a house.

Thus my “Domicile” is as it always was: Maine, because I love Maine, I love Maine beaches, I love Maine coastlines, I love Maine forests. I just plain love Maine. With a house only one tiny lot in Maine could be my home, now with a motorhome, the ENTIRE STATE of Maine is my home. I still have the land where the house used to be and I’m parked there much of the time. My mail comes there, I vote in that town, I attend that’s towns counsel meetings, yadda, yadda, yadda. It’s where I grew up, it belonged to my parents, my grandparents, my great grand parents…there are no buildings on the land anymore, it’s basically an empty lot, turned into a parking space and garden. I have a garden here, roses, vegetables, fruit trees, it’s only about an 1/8 of an acre…So even when I’m elsewhere, that address remains my “home address” and very likly will remain so the rest of my life.

While reading lots of RV stuff in prep for my motorhome, I noted money (taxes, insurances, etc) to be a major deciding factor for most RVers when choosing a place of residency. I found this quite interesting, because money has never been a deciding factor for me in any of my decisions, RVing or otherwise. But I thought I’d comment on this myself, as it may be of interest to those deciding their own domicile.

Fact #1: Maine is in the Top 10 for being a state with the HIGHEST taxes in the nation.

Fact #2: Old Orchard Beach (my Domicile city) has the SECOND HIGHEST taxes in the state and is among the highest of any town in New England.

Fact #3: My father’s grandfather founded and settled this town over 200 years ago and for most of that time my family pretty much ran every business and government seat in the town.

Fact #4: I have Autism. I was removed from school at age 8. Did not talk for most of my life. Never had any education of job training. I can barely count, let alone to math, so talk of money is generally lost on me. You tell me what I own you and I can count enough to count out the cash I hand you. That’s pretty much my limit of money ability. I require adult supervision and have a difficult time with most things.

Fact #5: The flood that left me homeless, also left me alone. It didn’t just take the house – it took everything and every one, leaving death and destruction all around me. I was 29 years old and both alone and without adult supervision for the first time in my life. I have had to teach myself EVERYTHING since than. I was 34 when I got my GED, and 36 when I got my driver’s license. My next goal is learning how to get a job.

Fact #6: My current income is $2,000 PER YEAR, made from selling my art online via Zazzle.com. I pay my taxes, I register/insure/put-gas-in my vehicles (I also have a Volvo and a 1964 Dodge), I buy food for myself, I buy food for my 12 cats. I have no other expenses.

Conclusion: I rarely use money, I barely understand money, I go for months at a time without money and without the need to spend it either, I make enough to pay for what few expenses I have, and otherwise have no reason to think about money. Thus money is not a deciding factor in choosing my domicile. For me the deciding factor is – I am at home in this town: I know the people, I know the town counsel, I know the businesses, the town is so small I can walk from one end to the other in less than an hour, I can walk on the beach every day, I can hike in the forest every day, there are fewer than 8,000 residents, I am one of less than a 1,000 year round residents, in the winter it’s pretty much just me and the lobstermen.

In Short: this town is my own little Paradise. You can’t put a price tag on that. I chose my place of residence based on the fact that I like this town and for no other reason.

If you travel fulltime, where do you renew your drivers license and what state to you file taxes in? 

I am not the right person to be asking this question to.

First off, let me explain that there are two types of full-timers: Full-Time Travelers and Full-Time RVers.

Full-Time Travelers are on the road a lot. They rarely stay in one location more than 3 or 4 months, and most only stay at each stop for a week or less. They may or may not live in an RV. Some live in cars, some live in vans, some live in trailers, some live in motorhomes, some live in tiny pop-ups pulled by motorcycles, and I’ve meet a few who live out of their backpack while crossing the country on bikes. Some live in their cars during the day and sleep at motels or in tents during the night. They call no place their home and move from one place to the next, year after year.

Full-Time RVers may or may not be Full-Time Travelers. They live in a trailer or a motorhome full time. They may be “Snowbirds” living 6 months in the north and 6 months in the south always parking in the exact same location, which they may either rent or own outright. They may be “Homesteading Boondockers” living off the grid all year long never moving off their land at all. They may be “Part Time Travelers” living in the RV on their own land most of the year and traveling in the RV only a few weeks of the year.

Full-Time RV Travelers are when Full-Time Travelers are also Full-Time RVers.

Me? I am a Full-Time Boondocker, a Semi-Full Timer RVer, and only an occasional vacationing traveler. What this means is this: I live on my own land, without utility hook-ups (no electricity, no running water, no sewer/septic). On dry warm days I live in a tent and on cold, rainy, or snowy days I move into a motorhome. My traveling consists of monthly weekend visits to in-state tourist attractions, festivals, fair grounds, beaches, fishing villages, state parks, etc. I am a Scottish Traveller by birth, race, and culture (note the double “LL”, but I am not a Traveler (single “L”) by life style.

So to answer your question: have a Maine license and I file my taxes in Maine.

Do you still need to own property somewhere to be a resident?

In some towns, in order to vote, you are required to own property and live on it 6 months of the year. Where I live, Old Orchard Beach, Maine, they have this law, but as I live here year round it is not a problem for me.

I know that folks who are Full Time Travelers rarely own property and usually use a service via Good Sam’s or Escappees or some other RV Club, which helps them provide “proof of residency”, though I’m not sure on the specifics of such things and you would have to ask some one who actually uses these services.

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This post was written by Wendy C Allen aka EelKat, is copyrighted by The Twighlight Manor Press and was posted on Houseless Living @ http://houselessliving.blogspot.com and reposted at EK’s Star Log @ http://eelkat.wordpress.com and parts of it may also be seen on http://www.squidoo.com/EelKat and http://laughinggnomehollow.proboards.com  If you are reading this from a different location than those listed above, please contact me Wendy C. Allen aka EelKat @ http://laughinggnomehollow.proboards.com/index.cgi?action=viewprofile and let me know where it is you found this post. Plagiarism is illegal and I DO actively pursue offenders. Unless copying a Blog Meme, you do not have permission to copy anything appearing on this blog, including words, art, or photos. This will be your only warning. Thank you and have a glorious day! ~ EelKat

FAQ About Homelessness: What does it cost the public in taxes and charitible contributions to maintain people in a state of homelessness?

The answer may surprise you, it’ll probably shock you. In fact, you won’t expect it: Absolutely nothing. That’s right: $0

How is that possible you ask? Well, let’s see:

I have Autism, therefor I am not eligible for medical/health insurance, either government or private, and this includes free clinics and volunteer clinics with sliding scales..

I do not have a home address or P.O.Box, though P.O.Boxes are not accepted anyways, therefor I am not eligible for: TANF, Welfare, SSI, WIC, FoodStamps, or ANY other government program.

I am a single woman, but because I am a Mormon I am also I am not pregnant, not an unwed mother, I don’t drink, I don’t smoke, and I don’t use drugs and therefor I am not eligible for any of the homeless shelters in the state of Maine, because they are all run as rehab facilities for drunks and drug addicts.

My own church told me I was not eligible for help, because they said that after checking my records I had not paid enough tithing over the course of my having paid a 30% tithe to them for 27 years and therefor they could not waste valuable funds to help someone like me who did not give back enough to the church.

The only way any local church would help me was if I changed my religion from Mormonism to whatever religion they were.

Because I am homeless and thus have no utility bills (water, electric, or cable TV) I am not eligible for meals at local soup kitchens or food from local food panties.

I have been homeless for over 5 years at the time of my writing this and to date, I have yet to receive financial, material, emotional, or spiritual help from any one, government, charity, church, family, or friend.

What does it cost the public in taxes and charitible contributions to maintain people in a state of homelessness?  They may be listing off how they are spending MILLIONS on helping the homeless, but guess what: Not one person ever helped me and you know what: of the more than 300 homeless people I’ve meet in the past 5 years: not one organization has ever helped them either. Sure, the government and the charity talk big with all their dollar figures, but the money they take in goes into paychecks and does not trickle done to the bottom where the actual homeless people are.

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This post was written by Wendy C Allen aka EelKat, is copyrighted by The Twighlight Manor Press and was posted on Houseless Living @ http://houselessliving.blogspot.com and reposted at EK’s Star Log @ http://eelkat.wordpress.com and parts of it may also be seen on http://www.squidoo.com/EelKat and http://laughinggnomehollow.proboards.com  If you are reading this from a different location than those listed above, please contact me Wendy C. Allen aka EelKat @ http://laughinggnomehollow.proboards.com/index.cgi?action=viewprofile and let me know where it is you found this post. Plagiarism is illegal and I DO actively pursue offenders. Unless copying a Blog Meme, you do not have permission to copy anything appearing on this blog, including words, art, or photos. This will be your only warning. Thank you and have a glorious day! ~ EelKat

FAQ: How do you, as a minister, make money? Do you have a job other than the ministry or is the ministry a full time job?



How do you, as a minister, make money? Do you have a job other than the ministry or is the ministry a full time job?

I do not use my ministry as a source of income, because in my ministry my goals are simple: worship God and allow others the freedom to do the same, thus why I started a church that welcomed anyone regardless of religion, race, sex, etc.

For my income I am a multi-faceted freelance worker:

Artist (painter)
Author (novels and short stories)
Writer (non-fiction articles, books, and sermons)
Seamstress and Crafter (dolls, religious icons, shrines, CosPlay costumes and other stuff)
Hoodoo Conjur Doctor aka A Voodoo Witch Doctor (psychic, medium, card reader, channeler, divination, hoodoo rootwork, candle spells, etc)
I make 100% of my income online either selling my products and services, either on my own web sites (I run over 200 web sites, besides the one you are on right now, which I have built over the years) or via commissioned websites (such as Zazzle and Etsy), or writing for e-zines.

My top income maker is Zazzle ($200 – $600 per month) than Squidoo ($90 to $200 per month).

All of the rest (AllPosters, LinkShare, Commission Junction, Amazon, CafePress, Associated Content, HubPages, Etsy, LuLu, Spoonflower, and eBay) each bring in under $50 per month, but they do bring in enough so that when I combine everything at the end of the month, I am able to live off of my online income fulll time; not as well as I’d like, but it does get a little higher each month, so over all I’m glad I switched to working at home online full time. The benefits of being home outweigh the low income. But yeah, there you have it.

My making 100% of my income through these various channels, allows me the freedom to run my church without having to include requests for “tithes”, “offerings”, etc, which in turn allows me to focus on the spiritual side of the services rather than worrying about where the money is coming from to keep the church open.

Oh yeah, and by doing it this way I am not tax exempt, because none of my income is coming from parishioners, so I pay taxes just like any one else.

This post was written by Wendy C Allen aka EelKat, is copyrighted by The Twighlight Manor Press and was posted on Houseless Living @ http://houselessliving.blogspot.com and reposted at EK’s Star Log @ http://eelkat.wordpress.com and parts of it may also be seen on http://www.squidoo.com/EelKat and http://laughinggnomehollow.proboards.com  If you are reading this from a different location than those listed above, please contact me Wendy C. Allen aka EelKat @ http://laughinggnomehollow.proboards.com/index.cgi?action=viewprofile and let me know where it is you found this post. Plagiarism is illegal and I DO actively pursue offenders. Unless copying a Blog Meme, you do not have permission to copy anything appearing on this blog, including words, art, or photos. This will be your only warning. Thank you and have a glorious day! ~ EelKat